CrazyIvan 0 #1 June 19, 2003 That's true, I've seen it happen. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #2 June 19, 2003 Hahaha did you smack em when you saw it?"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 June 19, 2003 QuoteHahaha did you smack em when you saw it? You don't do that to 'handicapped' people. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TB99 0 #4 June 19, 2003 LOL, since we're on blondes ... A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, officer?" "Because your breast is hanging out." he says. She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!" A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the >first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and >shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!" There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note: I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 A.M. Signed, The Blonde. She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the following note.... Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another! Trailer 11/12 was the best. Thanks for the memories ... you guys rocked! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #5 June 19, 2003 QuoteA Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!" I can't help but suggest that this was meant to be a Polish joke?A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TB99 0 #6 June 19, 2003 Well, we were on the whole "blonde" thing, hehe, had to keep it consistant! By the way, I hope I didn't offend any blondes out there, it's all in good fun!! Trailer 11/12 was the best. Thanks for the memories ... you guys rocked! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadySkyDIve 0 #7 June 19, 2003 Thanks TB! I always love a good blonde joke. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #8 June 19, 2003 LOL...those were funny PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #9 June 19, 2003 QuoteQuoteHahaha did you smack em when you saw it? You don't do that to 'handicapped' people. sure you can....just tell them you were swating at a fly"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #10 June 19, 2003 Whats the first thing a blond says when she finds out she is pregnant? "Is it mine?" ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #11 June 19, 2003 ok here's your blonde joke....thanks to happythoughts once............ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #12 June 19, 2003 Quote By the way, I hope I didn't offend any blondes out there, it's all in good fun!! nope heard them all.......doesn't bother me one bit Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guesswhere 0 #13 June 20, 2003 QuoteI can't help but suggest that this was meant to be a Polish joke? funny you should say that, because i recently flew polish air, as we're approaching the airport i hear the pilot say "jeez... look how short that runway is!" the co-pilot looks and asks, "how are we supposed to land on _that_!" "well", replys the pilot, "here's what we'll do... as soon as we land i'll hit the brakes as hard as i can, you throw on the thrust reversers... and we'll stop on a dime." so we finish our approach... the plane touches down at the very begining edge of the runway... the pilot hits the brakes... the co-pilot quickly throws on the thrust-reversers, and the whole plan shudders to a halt" as we exit the plane i hear the pilot say, "boy, that was close... this is the shortest runway i've ever seen" "yes", says the co-pilot, "but look how _wide_ it is!" ------- ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripple 0 #14 June 20, 2003 QuoteWell, we were on the whole "blonde" thing, hehe, had to keep it consistant! By the way, I hope I didn't offend any blondes out there, it's all in good fun!! The 'handicapped' references were *more* offensive. TBHNext Mood Swing: 6 minutes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
