AnnieB 0 #1 September 16, 2003 Ugly People A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing madly. Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy calms down and says:.......................... "Make 'em all ugly again". Have a great day! Annie A sweet sound descends Through blue skies and clouds above Whispering my name Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #2 September 16, 2003 HAHAHAHA That is so funny.7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #3 September 16, 2003 holy s#!% that is the funniest joke i've ever heard. i'm rolling on the floor with this one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #4 September 16, 2003 Sounds like something I would do. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pablito 0 #5 September 16, 2003 good way to start the day :) "If you don't overcome your fears they will overcome you first" Shady Monkey/6Segundos Rodriguez/AKA Pablito Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #6 September 16, 2003 This one made me say OUCH! Haircut A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before his next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk and asked if there was a barber on the premises. "I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him, "but down the hall is a special machine that should serve your purposes." Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the appropriate machine, inserted fifty cents, and stuck his head in the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his head in the mirror, which reflected the best haircut he ever received in his life. Down the hall was another machine with a sign that read, "Manicures - 25 cents." "Why not?" thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and pulled them out perfectly manicured. The next machine had a huge sign that read, "This Machine Provides What Men Need Most When Away from Their Wives - cost 50 cents." The salesman was embarrassed and looked both ways. Seeing nobody around he put in fifty cents, then unzipped his pants and stuck his "thing" into the opening - with great anticipation, since he had been away from his wife for two weeks. When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony. Fifteen seconds later it shut off and, with trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his "thingy"... Which now had a button sewed on the tip.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
greenemachine 0 #7 September 16, 2003 that is frikin hilarious..gonna remeber that oneIf a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
greenemachine 0 #8 September 16, 2003 turtlespeed, i all i can say is, that is just wrong..If a Blonde throws a pin at you RUN, shes got a hand grenade in her mouth! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
