tunaplanet 0 #1 December 5, 2003 EVERYTHING IS RELATIVE -- BY RANK The military has many unique ways of looking at problems. Many times, even though the personalities traits may be identical, they are always relative, by rank. The system seems to handle each one differently. However, the lower in rank you are, the clearer the problem becomes. BAD ATTITUDE THE COLONEL - Has his own way of doing things THE CAPTAIN - Has initiative THE SERGEANT - Often follows his own course THE CORPORAL - Is a discipline problem and never follows orders UNKEPT APPEARANCE THE COLONEL - Sets a different standard THE CAPTAIN - Requires improvement in dress and deportment THE SERGEANT - Is untidy THE CORPORAL - Is a scruffy bastard STRANGE DEMEANOR THE COLONEL - Has a unique perspective THE CAPTAIN - Is known to be eccentric THE SERGEANT - Tends to be slightly off track THE CORPORAL - Is a bloody flake LOW INTELLIGENCE THE COLONEL - Possess a different way of thinking THE CAPTAIN - Has problems with some concepts THE SERGEANT - Is a slow learner THE CORPORAL - Has the I.Q. of a garden slug DOMESTIC SITUATION THE COLONEL - Interacts well socially with the fairer gender THE CAPTAIN - Has many female friends THE SERGEANT - Has been seen in the company of other women THE CORPORAL - Screws around on his wife SEXUAL ORIENTATION THE COLONEL - Loves his men THE CAPTAIN - Has an alternative lifestyle THE SERGEANT - Has feminine qualities THE CORPORAL - Is a screaming, prancing fag SUITABLE PUNISHMENT THE COLONEL - A slight reprimand may be necessary if this happens again THE CAPTAIN - Requires disciplinary action THE SERGEANT - Should be punished THE CORPORAL - Should be thrown in a hole and buried alive AWOL THE COLONEL - Has taken an extended leave period THE CAPTAIN - Is on personal administration THE SERGEANT - Is not at work today THE CORPORAL - AWOL RANK IS FILLED BY A WOMAN THE COLONEL - Has worked hard and made her "sisters" proud THE CAPTAIN - Can do the same work as any man at her rank THE SERGEANT - Does well against the challenges her gender must face THE CORPORAL - Is probably a dyke Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 December 6, 2003 Bwwaaahahahahaha__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #3 December 7, 2003 Haa! Ha ha! Ahhh, yeah the good ole' days... gotta love the military...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #4 December 7, 2003 Were you in ACME? Served in my beloved Navy from 93-99. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
