Yoshi 0 #1 February 20, 2004 A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #2 February 20, 2004 That's just WRONG~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
catbh 0 #3 February 20, 2004 Funny funny Yoshi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #4 February 20, 2004 That is the best joke i have heard in a long time. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #5 February 20, 2004 HAHahahahaha!! Dude, ouch!! We missed you last night, Yoshi! Is your Jeep rainproof? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #6 February 20, 2004 QuoteWe missed you last night, Yoshi! Is your Jeep rainproof? sorry i didnt make it out... and no..the jeep still isnt fixed yet.. I couldnt find anyplace open last night..so it looks like my luch break is now occupied:)_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
murphyka 0 #7 February 20, 2004 AAAAaaaahhhh ha ha ha!!!!! That was a good one!Blue Skies!!! Kimmy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
