Scratch 0 #1 February 27, 2004 George W. Bush was thrilled at being able to spend his first night in the White House, but something very strange happened. On the first night he was awakened by George Washington's ghost. "President Washington, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Bush asked. "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised Washington. With all the excitement of the White House, Bush still couldn't sleep well and the next night the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom. "Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Bush asked. "Cut taxes and reduce the size of the government," Jefferson said. Bush still couldn't sleep well and the on the third night he saw another ghostly figure moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Bush asked. "Take in a play," Lincoln replied. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dustin19d 0 #2 February 27, 2004 Funny if you don't like the guy. It is a very hard job! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #3 February 27, 2004 Chom, I don't get it. Maybe I'm just stoopid . You'll have to draw me some pictures I guess. -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SublimeBreeze 0 #4 February 27, 2004 Not sure if you were being sarcastic so i'll post anyways abe lincoln was assasinated while watching a play Peace Sean Sean In Thailand Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lee03 0 #5 February 27, 2004 I heard this one when Klinton was president!-------- To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities. --Nevil Shute, Slide Rule Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropoutdave 0 #6 February 27, 2004 QuoteIt is a very hard job! It makes the job alot easier if your an honest person and not a lying cocksucker. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
