NicoNYC 0 #1 May 20, 2004 HILLBILLY VASECTOMY After having their 11th child, a North Georgia Mountain couple decided 11 was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb(fireworks are legal in the North Georgia Mountains), light it, put it in an empty beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me, " said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it n a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand. This procedure also works in Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Arkansas and parts of Missouri How many hits of adrenaline can you take? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #2 May 20, 2004 *LOL* That's a good one. I actually haven't heard/read that one before...So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pa2themd 0 #3 May 20, 2004 ROLFLMAO!!!!!! oh shit that was funny!! "Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else!" Ivern Ball Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDivaChristie 0 #4 May 20, 2004 Brilliant!!!! not jumping sux Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 May 20, 2004 When using a wrist-rocket slingshot to launch cherry bombs, you soon realize that you only get to count to 2. You can't actually light the darned things, put them into the slingshot, pull it back, and release. You need a "loader/puller" and a "lighter". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #6 May 20, 2004 Oh, and parts of southern Illinois too.......Marc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #7 May 20, 2004 ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NicoNYC 0 #8 May 22, 2004 QuoteOh, and parts of southern Illinois too....... Just parts of southern Illinois? How many hits of adrenaline can you take? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NicoNYC 0 #9 May 24, 2004 QuoteYou can't actually light the darned things, put them into the slingshot, pull it back, and release. what's the extensive damage of cherry bombs any way? How many hits of adrenaline can you take? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #10 May 24, 2004 the only bona fide "hillbillies" that I ever met were from rural southern Illinois.......I hoped they were the exception rather than the rule!!!Marc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 May 24, 2004 QuoteQuoteYou can't actually light the darned things, put them into the slingshot, pull it back, and release. what's the extensive damage of cherry bombs any way? If you held one while it exploded, it might take a fingertip off. If they go off near you, not much, just loud. We used them when playing "army" in fields. They have waterproof fuses, so we used to rubberband oyster shells to them and use them to "fish" for bait. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
