My lame (aka really dry humor) joke of the day

[AggieDave 6]

When on the web I use google as a spell checker of sorts (obviously from my posts, I don't use it enough), this came to mind today when checking the spelling of something.

Clicky


Get it?

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Mayberry 0]

At least you're consistent!! Don

Don

Here's to friends!

[DShiznit 0]

[tspillers 0]

Cool. I read it. Now you don't have to tell me tonight at the staff meeting. and Wed, and Fri, and Sat, and Sun

I am not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example.

[AggieDave 6]

Hey, I even warned you in the title of the thread that it was a lame joke.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[tunaplanet 0]

No more jokes.

Forty-two

[airtwardo 6]

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No more jokes.

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no MORE jokes???

Still looking for the first one!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[AggieDave 6]

Hey, did you hear that Lubbock Texas was talking to the NFL about getting a pro football team in their town?





The NFL told them that they couldn't, since if they put one in Lubbock they'd have to put one in Dallas too!

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[airtwardo 6]

Cool!


I'm HAPPY NOW!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[tunaplanet 0]

That may have been remotely humorous if the Cowboys had a bad team.

Forty-two

[AggieDave 6]

I've been a Cowboys fan since I was a little boy, I don't care how good the team is now days, as long as J. Jones is still in control I'm not going to support them fully.

Eitherway, it was still a good joke.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[tunaplanet 0]

What does you not liking J Jones have to do with them having a good team?

Forty-two

[AggieDave 6]

It would take a long post, and I don't really care to explain it to you. Basically I'm not motivated to support the team with him in control, just simply so I don't give him any support or money directly from my pocket.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[airtwardo 6]

Eitherway, it was still a good joke.

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[AggieDave 6]

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Eitherway, it was still a good joke.

Yeah, they had to let Quincy Carter go as well, aparently he didn't do hard enough drugs...


Another Cowboys joke:


Two Dallas defensive linemen are riding in a car, who's driving?







The Dallas PD.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[tunaplanet 0]

Next time you make a joke about an NFL team make sure they're actually bad first.

Since you don't follow football give me a PM and I'll let you know what's up.

Would have been mildly funny if you used San Diego or Arizona. Last I checked, going from 5-11 to 10-6 with a playoff appearance is far from being bad...wether you like the owner or not.

Forty-two

[AggieDave 6]

What ever.

If you've got to argue about anything I say, then enjoy it, feel free. Its just a game, its just a team and its just a sport.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[b1jercat 0]

I smell a hi-jack how about the Portland Jail Blazers?

blues

jerry

[tunaplanet 0]

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how about the Portland Jail Blazers?

Now that's funny.

Forty-two

[jimbarry 0]

On thread topic:
Hey, 6,580 misspellers can't be wrong, right?

On the other topic:
GOD doesn't share your animosity toward Jerreh, or He (She?) woulda plugged the roof hole up by now...

[Squeak 17]

I don'y get the joke

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