scottbre 0 #1 September 3, 2004 but you can never again have sex with anyone but yourself..... do you take the money? To clarify: Yes, no sex with others is the condition for taking the money... that's it. EDIT: Being more specific on what you can't do: No engaging in acts with another person that could reasonably be expected to culminate in orgasm for either person. "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #2 September 3, 2004 "I did not have relations with that woman." Thanks Bill for defining it for us! -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #3 September 3, 2004 Dying in 10 years is one thing (you never stipulated if the person had an incurable illness, advanced age, etc.) and there's always some loophole to be had. But having all that money and you can't be with anyone else? Keep it.~~April Edited to add: hmmmmm...you could probably buy the BESTEST toys with that money..who needs anyone else? Mark me undecided! Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #4 September 3, 2004 No way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #5 September 3, 2004 QuoteBut having all that money and you can't be with anyone else? Keep it.~~April Well, you could still be with someone, just no sex... "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #6 September 3, 2004 I'd take the cash.. Party like a rock star for awhile an have sex with whomever I wished. You can have what's left of your money when you catch me!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #7 September 3, 2004 HELL NO!!!Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #8 September 3, 2004 QuoteQuoteBut having all that money and you can't be with anyone else? Keep it.~~April Well, you could still be with someone, just no sex... Anna Nicole has a brother? ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #9 September 3, 2004 QuoteI'd take the cash.. Party like a rock star for awhile an have sex with whomever I wished You can have what's left of your money when you catch me!! . Actually, if you're having "consensual sex", then you'd basically be sticking to the agreement, anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites scottbre 0 #10 September 3, 2004 QuoteAnna Nicole has a brother? ~~April You know, I don't even feel bad for not getting a reference to Anna Nicole, but I have no idea what that comment means. "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites catfishhunter 1 #11 September 3, 2004 in a heart beat! Now wheres my check! Lots of things to do with a partner without penetration and for Children artificial insemenation (sp)....mmmmmmmm the kinky things one can do with a billion dollars that would never nullify the deal MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites scottbre 0 #12 September 3, 2004 Quote....mmmmmmmm the kinky things one can do with a billion dollars that would never nullify the deal indeed. hehe. "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ginandjuice 0 #13 September 3, 2004 Nope, I got needs and no toy can take care of that. GinnyThe words I have to say, May well be simple but they're true, Until you give your love, There's nothing more that we can do-David Bowie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites linny 0 #14 September 3, 2004 i voted no.... but i change my mind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites aprilcat 0 #15 September 3, 2004 QuoteQuoteAnna Nicole has a brother? ~~April You know, I don't even feel bad for not getting a reference to Anna Nicole, but I have no idea what that comment means. Anna Nicole Smith, Golddiger Supreme with Cheese: http://www.moono.com/html/anna-nicole-smith/anna-nicole-smith-pictures.cfm What I meant was...in order for me to have a billion dollars and BE with someone and NOT have sex, I'm thinking a golddiger would support a decision like that. 'Anna Nicole has a brother?...'...get it?~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites aprilcat 0 #16 September 3, 2004 Quotein a heart beat! Now wheres my check! Lots of things to do with a partner without penetration and for Children artificial insemenation (sp)....mmmmmmmm the kinky things one can do with a billion dollars that would never nullify the deal ....NOPE...thats not what the condition is. The condition is no sex with anyone except yourself. That means, no mutual masturbation, no touching, no kissing leading to orgasm, no nuffin'. You can't even use that ten foot pole over there. I think Scotts got an offer for a billion and he's seriously looking to us for loopholes. ~~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shotgun 1 #17 September 3, 2004 Hmm... Now this question is much more difficult than the other one was! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites catfishhunter 1 #18 September 3, 2004 Wrong.sorry from http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sex sex 1.The property or quality by which organisms are classified as female or male on the basis of their reproductive organs and functions. Either of the two divisions, designated female and male, of this classification. 2.Females or males considered as a group. 3.The condition or character of being female or male; the physiological, functional, and psychological differences that distinguish the female and the male. See Usage Note at gender. 4.The sexual urge or instinct as it manifests itself in behavior. 5.Sexual intercourse. 6.The genitals. The statement didn't say anything about the kinky Ideas I have in my head it just said you can't have sex with anyone but yourself and personally I won't be having any "5.Sexual intercourse. "of that with myself either! And as Clinton and all the Democraticidiots pointed out if there is no penetration it isn't sex Edited to add..... hmmmm ok before you point it out I think you might have an arguement here"4.The sexual urge or instinct as it manifests itself in behavior." I will have to think about number 4 for a bit as that could be a problem but I am sure I can find away around it MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flypunk 0 #19 September 3, 2004 as defined by our former president oral intercourse is not sex. He clearly stated that he didn't have sex with her! ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites scottbre 0 #20 September 3, 2004 QuoteWrong.sorry from http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sex sex 1.The property or quality by which organisms are classified as female or male on the basis of their reproductive organs and functions... etc. etc. Ok, since you're all getting all technical on me I will be more clear. No engaging in acts with another person that could reasonably be expected to culminate in orgasm for either person. "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kennedy 0 #21 September 3, 2004 Holy tits, batman! Not a chance on those grounds.witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites scottbre 0 #22 September 3, 2004 My thoughts on this were that the only person you could recieve sexual gratification from would be yourself. So this would still let you watch porn, go to strip clubs (but no lap dances or contact with the employees), talk dirty to people, etc. But no physical participation. "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jib 0 #23 September 3, 2004 Hey you never said no contact!!! -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites scottbre 0 #24 September 3, 2004 no, contact is fine, as long as it's not the sort of contact that could reasonably be expected to lead to orgasm. "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shotgun 1 #25 September 3, 2004 QuoteNo engaging in acts with another person that could reasonably be expected to culminate in orgasm for either person. What about sex with animals? Would that count? 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scottbre 0 #10 September 3, 2004 QuoteAnna Nicole has a brother? ~~April You know, I don't even feel bad for not getting a reference to Anna Nicole, but I have no idea what that comment means. "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
catfishhunter 1 #11 September 3, 2004 in a heart beat! Now wheres my check! Lots of things to do with a partner without penetration and for Children artificial insemenation (sp)....mmmmmmmm the kinky things one can do with a billion dollars that would never nullify the deal MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #12 September 3, 2004 Quote....mmmmmmmm the kinky things one can do with a billion dollars that would never nullify the deal indeed. hehe. "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ginandjuice 0 #13 September 3, 2004 Nope, I got needs and no toy can take care of that. GinnyThe words I have to say, May well be simple but they're true, Until you give your love, There's nothing more that we can do-David Bowie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linny 0 #14 September 3, 2004 i voted no.... but i change my mind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #15 September 3, 2004 QuoteQuoteAnna Nicole has a brother? ~~April You know, I don't even feel bad for not getting a reference to Anna Nicole, but I have no idea what that comment means. Anna Nicole Smith, Golddiger Supreme with Cheese: http://www.moono.com/html/anna-nicole-smith/anna-nicole-smith-pictures.cfm What I meant was...in order for me to have a billion dollars and BE with someone and NOT have sex, I'm thinking a golddiger would support a decision like that. 'Anna Nicole has a brother?...'...get it?~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #16 September 3, 2004 Quotein a heart beat! Now wheres my check! Lots of things to do with a partner without penetration and for Children artificial insemenation (sp)....mmmmmmmm the kinky things one can do with a billion dollars that would never nullify the deal ....NOPE...thats not what the condition is. The condition is no sex with anyone except yourself. That means, no mutual masturbation, no touching, no kissing leading to orgasm, no nuffin'. You can't even use that ten foot pole over there. I think Scotts got an offer for a billion and he's seriously looking to us for loopholes. ~~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #17 September 3, 2004 Hmm... Now this question is much more difficult than the other one was! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
catfishhunter 1 #18 September 3, 2004 Wrong.sorry from http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sex sex 1.The property or quality by which organisms are classified as female or male on the basis of their reproductive organs and functions. Either of the two divisions, designated female and male, of this classification. 2.Females or males considered as a group. 3.The condition or character of being female or male; the physiological, functional, and psychological differences that distinguish the female and the male. See Usage Note at gender. 4.The sexual urge or instinct as it manifests itself in behavior. 5.Sexual intercourse. 6.The genitals. The statement didn't say anything about the kinky Ideas I have in my head it just said you can't have sex with anyone but yourself and personally I won't be having any "5.Sexual intercourse. "of that with myself either! And as Clinton and all the Democraticidiots pointed out if there is no penetration it isn't sex Edited to add..... hmmmm ok before you point it out I think you might have an arguement here"4.The sexual urge or instinct as it manifests itself in behavior." I will have to think about number 4 for a bit as that could be a problem but I am sure I can find away around it MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flypunk 0 #19 September 3, 2004 as defined by our former president oral intercourse is not sex. He clearly stated that he didn't have sex with her! ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #20 September 3, 2004 QuoteWrong.sorry from http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sex sex 1.The property or quality by which organisms are classified as female or male on the basis of their reproductive organs and functions... etc. etc. Ok, since you're all getting all technical on me I will be more clear. No engaging in acts with another person that could reasonably be expected to culminate in orgasm for either person. "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #21 September 3, 2004 Holy tits, batman! Not a chance on those grounds.witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #22 September 3, 2004 My thoughts on this were that the only person you could recieve sexual gratification from would be yourself. So this would still let you watch porn, go to strip clubs (but no lap dances or contact with the employees), talk dirty to people, etc. But no physical participation. "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #23 September 3, 2004 Hey you never said no contact!!! -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #24 September 3, 2004 no, contact is fine, as long as it's not the sort of contact that could reasonably be expected to lead to orgasm. "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #25 September 3, 2004 QuoteNo engaging in acts with another person that could reasonably be expected to culminate in orgasm for either person. What about sex with animals? Would that count? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
