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airtwardo

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...So I'm sitting in the aircraft today,
and hour to kill before the opening
of an airshow.

We're on the flight line, doors open - gear on display..
answering questions for the wuffo's.

A person affiliated with the show on some peon level
starts telling me and the crowd about all their demo
experiences and hero jumps....which is fine.

If someone else is talking I don't have to...:ph34r:

Then starts into the demo / hero / fatality jump that
"they were on" and all the gruesome details....

Three problems...
wrong time, wrong place,
and wrong person to tell THAT story to!

I hinted once saying that ~that's dropzone talk~
for sometime LATER...

Hint must have missed-:S

As the person continued to hold wide eyed attention
of the crowd numbering between about 20-30
with this first person 'Reaper' monologue...

I forcefully interrupted, saying..

Yeah, I know about that,

I hook-knifed the rig to remove it for the EMS.




"Oh! Err...Ahhh.....well...nice talking to ya, gotta go!"


This person was a jumper at one time I'd guess,
but way to much 'ballast' now....
and was NOT there!



What makes people bullshit about such things?!?!?!:|




:)










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What make people bullshit about such things?!?!?!



Attention whores....[:/]



Kind of like a certain Greenie from Canada that I know:P

Edit, cause I can't spell!
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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Kind of like a certain Greenie from Canada that I know



Bawaaaahaaaaa!!! I'll refer you to pics that were posted on a certain thread about someone's utter joy at meetinbg a certain greenie. If memory serves me right, its not the greenie's face you seen on every pic:P.
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Bawaaaahaaaaa!!! I'll refer you to pics that were posted on a certain thread about someone's utter joy at meetinbg a certain greenie. If memory serves me right, its not the greenie's face you seen on every pic:P.



That's cause I use those pictures as avatars to expose other posters here. And you are next buddie:ph34r:

Jim, sorry to hijack your thread. I'm out of here.
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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