GTAVercetti 0 #1 February 23, 2005 Today's trends that shape our world: Euphemism for female urination. Picture attached. I particularly like the second and the fifth. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #2 February 23, 2005 I always find that these polls/ snippets are usually better than the articles the onion has been putting out recently Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #3 February 23, 2005 Quote I always find that these polls/ snippets are usually better than the articles the onion has been putting out recently I agree. I have been skipping most of the articles for months now. I miss the articles with the headlines like, "Some dude just got his ass kicked by some other dude," which is then reported as if told by a drunk roommate to his other roommates. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamUK 3 #4 February 23, 2005 My fave for blokes going for a pee. "Just off to shake hands with the unemployed" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stumpy 256 #5 February 23, 2005 QuoteJust off to shake hands with the unemployed i was convinced that was a euphemism for something else.....Never try to eat more than you can lift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamUK 3 #6 February 23, 2005 Nah man, that's: I'm just off to... spank the monkey polish the lighthouse bash the bishop teach the one eyed sailor to dance a jig engage in hand-to-gland combat see Mrs Palmer and her five daughters. get aquainted with Pamela Handerson have a knuckle shuffle. have one off the wrist. I heard a funny one the other day... "A w*nk seance": that eerie feeling that you are being watched upon in disgust by your dead relatives whilst masturbating... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
