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:D I always find that these polls/ snippets are usually better than the articles the onion has been putting out recently



I agree. I have been skipping most of the articles for months now.

I miss the articles with the headlines like, "Some dude just got his ass kicked by some other dude," which is then reported as if told by a drunk roommate to his other roommates. :ph34r:
Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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Nah man, that's:

I'm just off to...
spank the monkey
polish the lighthouse
bash the bishop
teach the one eyed sailor to dance a jig
engage in hand-to-gland combat
see Mrs Palmer and her five daughters.
get aquainted with Pamela Handerson
have a knuckle shuffle.
have one off the wrist.

I heard a funny one the other day...

"A w*nk seance": that eerie feeling that you are being watched upon in disgust by your dead relatives whilst masturbating...

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