tenfootswoops 0 #1 July 7, 2005 This past weekend Yardhippie earned the first number of its kind at Skydive Dallas. The event happened late Friday night (Sat morning). It was a night filled with beer, shooting of fireworks, and Jaggerbombs. After hours of drinking and many donations, Arkansas agreed to launch a bottle rocket from his Anus. Arkansas dropped his drawers, laid flat on his belly, and then "gripped" the device (bottle rocket, medium, 1 ea). The fuse was lit and the bottle rocket fired but never left the launch site. It did however complete its full burn but, luckily for Yardhippie, never exploded. The exploits earned him the number...Ass Launcher #1. He even has the T-Shirt to prove it. Good laughs that have yet to cease. The video is pretty damn funny. Yardhippie had a great day of skydiving following the night without having to pack his own rig because he was $155 richer. You'll never be forgotten at Dallas! D.J. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raftman 12 #2 July 7, 2005 Ya, that was the funniest thing i've ever seen! Then Woody did the double launch the next nite, but he didn't clench his asscheeks so the things took off! Did you notice that Yardhippie was walking kind of funny Sunday? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #3 July 7, 2005 I thought they already had an award for that. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tenfootswoops 0 #4 July 7, 2005 For your viewing pleasure. NSFW, there is bare ass on these pics. D.J. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 July 7, 2005 A bottle rocket? Big deal. Gentry shot a roman candle outta his ass last saturday night. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #6 July 7, 2005 ahhhh. so I knew it would hit soon enough. First- NOTHING at anytime entered my anus. There were no other condions. (I have my morals ) The "stick" of said rocket was held in place by my cheeks, one of which was damaged slighly in the launch (or failure to launch) Second-Holy crap I was drunk. Third-did I mention I was drunk? Fourth-Cash paid that night was $155 with $5 that followed the next day. Totalling 160. and lastly. I started an epidemic. The very next day, another did two rockets for $20. and 15 Black Cats for $15. All in all. the video is so funny I nearly pee'd myself. Then there was the shirt. Oh and a cake. Hell, I wanted my last weekend in Dallas to be a BLAST! Careful what you wish for!!!!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #7 July 7, 2005 yes. but did he get a T-shirt? or a cake? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #8 July 7, 2005 Quoteahhhh. so I knew it would hit soon enough. First- NOTHING at anytime entered my anus. There were no other condions. (I have my morals ) The "stick" of said rocket was held in place by my cheeks, one of which was damaged slighly in the launch (or failure to launch) Second-Holy crap I was drunk. Third-did I mention I was drunk? Fourth-Cash paid that night was $155 with $5 that followed the next day. Totalling 160. and lastly. I started an epidemic. The very next day, another did two rockets for $20. and 15 Black Cats for $15. All in all. the video is so funny I nearly pee'd myself. Then there was the shirt. Oh and a cake. Hell, I wanted my last weekend in Dallas to be a BLAST! Careful what you wish for!!!!! I can attest to the drunkeness by the DD I got that night. And please share the video. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #9 July 7, 2005 I dont have the video. But apparently tenfootswoops does. Its mostly of my ass. It worries me so. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #10 July 7, 2005 QuoteThis past weekend Yardhippie earned the first number of its kind at Skydive Dallas. The event happened late Friday night (Sat morning). It was a night filled with beer, shooting of fireworks, and Jaggerbombs. After hours of drinking and many donations, Arkansas agreed to launch a bottle rocket from his Anus. Arkansas dropped his drawers, laid flat on his belly, and then "gripped" the device (bottle rocket, medium, 1 ea). The fuse was lit and the bottle rocket fired but never left the launch site. It did however complete its full burn but, luckily for Yardhippie, never exploded. The exploits earned him the number...Ass Launcher #1. He even has the T-Shirt to prove it. Good laughs that have yet to cease. The video is pretty damn funny. Yardhippie had a great day of skydiving following the night without having to pack his own rig because he was $155 richer. You'll never be forgotten at Dallas! D.J. I love these "Here, hold my beer in your ass and watch this" stories...Carry on. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevlarsxs 0 #11 July 7, 2005 The video is a must see It's friggin hilarious, very entertaining weekend needless to say qoute from the T-shirt "boogie in my butt" "GIVE 'EM THE AXE" - LIZZY Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
