gweeks 1 #26 July 12, 2005 Michael Bolton: Uh, yeah, well, I work at Initech and I don't consider myself a pussy, OK? Samir: Yes, I am also not a pussy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #27 July 12, 2005 You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenz 0 #28 July 12, 2005 Bob Slydell: I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman". ____________________________________________"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #29 July 12, 2005 Milton Waddams: [talking on the phone] And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #30 July 12, 2005 Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OKSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tcnelson 1 #31 July 12, 2005 yeah, was a good name, until that no-talent ass-clown got famous and started winning grammies. why don't you just change your name then? why should i change?? he's the one who sucks."Don't talk to me like that assface...I don't work for you yet." - Fletch NBFT, Deseoso Rodriguez RB#1329 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #32 July 12, 2005 Holy crap. I was filling out the app for this interview today and one of the questions was... what type of machinery (office and mechanical) do you konw how to operate? all I could think of was... "theres no paper jam!"Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid_Icarus 0 #33 July 12, 2005 it's a JUMP... to conclusions mat...get it.... ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #34 July 12, 2005 Yes, Peter, but I'm not going to do anything illegal Samir, this is AmericaSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #35 July 12, 2005 Quotei'll tell you what i'd do with a million dollars man...two chicks at the same time man. Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time? Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money. Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks. Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do. Peter Gibbons: Good point.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid_Icarus 0 #36 July 12, 2005 Name the scene (...I use this one all the time..) "...Ok...Ok....Ok...." (while nodding the head) ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tcnelson 1 #37 July 12, 2005 here we have a peter gibbons...we had a chance to speak with peter and, boy, there's a straight shooter with upper management written all over him."Don't talk to me like that assface...I don't work for you yet." - Fletch NBFT, Deseoso Rodriguez RB#1329 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gweeks 1 #38 July 12, 2005 First I'm gonna take you out to dinner, and then I'm gonna go back to my apartment and watch kung fu. Do you ever watch kung fu? I love kung fu. Channel 39. Totally. You should come over and watch kung fu tonight. Ok. Ok. Can we order lunch first? Ok. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefal 0 #39 July 12, 2005 Other than "Well, I wouln't say I've been missing it Bob." My favorite Bob part of that movie is: Bob Slydell: So we just went a ahead and fixed the glitch. Bill Lumbergh: Great. Dom Portwood: So um, Milton has been let go? Bob Slydell: Well just a second there, professor. We uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it will just work itself out naturally. Bob Porter: We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem solved from your end. That's some classic middle management if I've ever heard it! And of course... Bill Lumbergh: Oh, and next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day... so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans. "Ignorance is bliss" and "Patience is a virtue"... So if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around for a while, I guess you can have a pretty good life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid_Icarus 0 #40 July 12, 2005 Yes...... I'm so glad you know that! What we have here is a TRUE OFFACE SPACE FAN! ________________________________________ "What What..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tcnelson 1 #41 July 12, 2005 about the only thing left to say is, "damn it feels good to be a gangster." "Don't talk to me like that assface...I don't work for you yet." - Fletch NBFT, Deseoso Rodriguez RB#1329 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #42 July 12, 2005 Wow............this is SO not what I expected when I read the thread title. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #43 July 12, 2005 QuoteWow............this is SO not what I expected when I read the thread title. me either. but funny none the less! I thought there was some other "store" trip.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gweeks 1 #44 July 12, 2005 QuoteWhat we have here is a TRUE OFFACE SPACE FAN! Yes, it is one of my favorite movies. I can't let this thread die without these two: “Conjugal visits? Not that I know of. No, minimum security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is, kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be alright.” “We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal “Pound me in the Ass” prison!” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tcnelson 1 #45 July 12, 2005 i don't want to go to any prison!!! i've never done anything illegal in my whole life!!! we were not thinking clearly because you told us we were losing our jobs!!! i'm going home now...you are a very bad person peter."Don't talk to me like that assface...I don't work for you yet." - Fletch NBFT, Deseoso Rodriguez RB#1329 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #46 July 12, 2005 QuoteI thought there was some other "store" trip. I was praying for that. Kinda dissappointed.......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #47 July 12, 2005 dont be, that trip will come soon lolSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #48 July 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteWow............this is SO not what I expected when I read the thread title. me either. but funny none the less! I thought there was some other "store" trip. I'm waiting for the UPS guy to bring me something from an online "store" trip. Does that help? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #49 July 12, 2005 Quotedont be, that trip will come soon You really do make me feel like Mr Burns when you make me say "EEEEEEEEEEXCELLLLLLEEENT." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #50 July 12, 2005 QuoteI'm waiting for the UPS guy to bring me something from an online "store" trip. Does that help? Not really............I think I need pictures to REALLY understand what is going on! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
