My new water dispenser's so much cooler than yours!

[Girlfalldown 0]

I just had my old water dispenser changed out because it was pretty old and dirty looking. We got a nice sleek new dispenser that smells all clean and looks shiny and pretty. The funny thing about it is that when I push the handle to pour water it makes a little noise in a sort of wave pattern. It sounds like it's singing. Like a bird or something. Or maybe like someone with a really pretty voice humming from far away.

My water dispenser's so much cooler than everyone elses! It's alive!

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[NWFlyer 2]

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It's alive!

Careful. Stuff that's alive in your water can make you sick.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[Girlfalldown 0]

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It's alive!

Careful. Stuff that's alive in your water can make you sick.

You're just jealous cause your water cooler doesn't sing to you.

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[avgjoe 0]

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My water dispenser's so much cooler than everyone elses!

So where/who did you get your cool dispenser from? Where can the average Joe get one?

avgjoe
hook it for safety

[cocheese 0]

So, my water cooler also heats my feet in the winter.
a gallon jug and the AC on "feet" in the truck.
So stick that in your wine glass and smoke it.

[packerbarbie 0]

It's probably not as cool as a water dispenser from AquaPrix? yeah, those are way cooler.

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It's probably not as cool as a water dispenser from AquaPrix? yeah, those are way cooler.

Water snob.

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