flyinchicken 0 #1 October 1, 2005 I hate winter in Canada so much, I am willing to prostitute mlyself to some poor skydiver that lives in the south. Ok here goes...................... You gotta put up with my bitching. I talk in my sleep but I still like too cuddle. Sleep with whoever you want as long as I get to do the same,(if my chick is hotter than yours, no whining and no threesomes, trust me, they are boring). I will provide sexual favours,(as long as they don't scare the shit out of me). If you keep me medicated, I'm a lot of fun,(Vodka is NOT suggested). I need to be able to climb and jump year round or the bitchy part gets worse.Photos attatched................. Man I hate winter! "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 October 1, 2005 Gettin' out the popcorn... this should be fun to watch!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #3 October 1, 2005 I see a bit of Angelina Jolie.... ummm Freeflir29 .... umm but you dont have to marry him lolSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinchicken 0 #4 October 1, 2005 Uh huh fun for you! You're not stuck in snow up to your armpitts 4 months of the year and skydivers crazy enough to try and jump in it! "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #5 October 1, 2005 QuoteI see a bit of Angelina JolieIt's the lips... I see it too Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #6 October 1, 2005 The men like boobie shots.... Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bdbrown 0 #7 October 1, 2005 Damn sexy lips -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #8 October 1, 2005 QuoteThe men like boobie shots.... That's true. She does that and she might get a *real* marriage proposal."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinchicken 0 #9 October 1, 2005 Awwwwwwww man I don't care who I look like! I just don't want to get cold for four months. Mind you being compared to a hottie like Angelina makes me feel a little better. "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #10 October 1, 2005 Jeesh I just realized Ive been a huge pervert the last few days....shame on me.... you can tell someones been gone to long now about them boobie shots.... I suggest, now if I were you, trying to get the best of both I would find a way to get the lips and boobs in the same frame....Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #11 October 1, 2005 Too bad it's not legal for me to marry you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #12 October 1, 2005 Quotenow about them boobie shots.... I suggest, now if I were you, trying to get the best of both I would find a way to get the lips and boobs in the same frame....That's easily done if you can lick/suck your own boobs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #13 October 1, 2005 voice of experience.... I belong to the itty bitty club, no experience here Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #14 October 1, 2005 Bwahhhhhhhhh Oh man with your looks you shouldnt' have any problems here in Az. Problem is can they afford you? Jump habits ya know? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinchicken 0 #15 October 1, 2005 Dammit I have great lips but no boobs! "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #16 October 1, 2005 well your to close to the project, you need out side opinionsSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinchicken 0 #17 October 1, 2005 QuoteToo bad it's not legal for me to marry you Awww man some things just suck in the States! That avitar is VERY distracting! "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bill- 0 #18 October 1, 2005 I'm one of the rockclimbing interlopers, and it just so happens I live about 45 minutes from Eloy, which I know you skydivers get excited about. Can you do yardwork and clean a pool on a 115 degree day ? If so, we should talk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #19 October 1, 2005 drooling... go get this one and tell us how he is lol .... look at the bod.... http://www.rockclimbing.com/photo/photo_show.php?list_sort=highest_first&list_keyword=&list_category=0&list_filter_user_id=cragmasterp&list_comment_user_id=&list_per_page=25&list_album_id=&list_CountryStateID=&list_AreaID=&list_SectionID=&list_mode=approved&list_period=None&list_start=3&id=25145Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,397 #20 October 1, 2005 So how do you feel about one state North of AZ? "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #21 October 1, 2005 Ohhh the muscles Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinchicken 0 #22 October 1, 2005 It's a deal. As long as you live 45 mins from Eloy and take me climbing WE have a winner! "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinchicken 0 #23 October 1, 2005 Man if he lived 45 mins from Eloy I'm afraid my current fave would be out of luck! "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #24 October 1, 2005 Hmmm I think you might need some help with this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popeyefireman 0 #25 October 1, 2005 shut, I live 10 min from the dropzone (Eloy), your more then welcome, just don't tell my wife about the sexual favors and you can stay in our spare room. "I Yam what I Yam" I am not afriad to die, only to die without living. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
