OrangeJumper 0 #1 November 4, 2005 ....cleaning out my bedroom closet last night because it looked as though a bum had been living in it for a year Anyway, I ran across an old gym bag that I haven't used in quite some time. I opened it and it had a couple pair of jeans in it that had mysteriously disappeared I took them to the laundry room to wash them and I emptied the pockets as I always do. As I was checking the last pair, I felt something in one of the front pockets.......a $100 bill. HOLY SHIT, I felt like I won the damn lottery After doing the happy dance for about an hour I thought to my self, how in the fuck did I leave a $100 bill in my pants pocket. I think that was a pair of jeans that I had worn to a club one night before I went to the dz and I just forgot to clean out my pockets. Anyway, I'm in the best mood. I just found 5 skydives in my pocket Edited for spelling The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #2 November 4, 2005 NOICE!!! Hmmm, old jeans stuffed under bed... I wonder... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #3 November 4, 2005 QuoteNOICE!!! Hmmm, old jeans stuffed under bed... I wonder... What? The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #4 November 4, 2005 I'd prefer to think of it as 10 bottles of wine. Hmmmm . . . I wonder what that means. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #5 November 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteNOICE!!! Hmmm, old jeans stuffed under bed... I wonder... What? Huh? Did I make a funny? I's cornfused you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #6 November 4, 2005 Oh Cabana boy!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #7 November 4, 2005 QuoteI'd prefer to think of it as 10 bottles of wine. Hmmmm . . . I wonder what that means. lush Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #8 November 4, 2005 QuoteOh Cabana boy!!!! Ummm...yes madam The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #9 November 4, 2005 Quotecleaning out my bedroom closet last night because it looked as though a bum had been living in it for a year Damn busted Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #10 November 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteNOICE!!! Hmmm, old jeans stuffed under bed... I wonder... What? Huh? Did I make a funny? I's cornfused Phew....nevermind The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wartload 0 #11 November 4, 2005 Quote After doing the happy dance for about an hour I thought to my self, how in the fuck did I leave a $100 bill in my pants pocket. I think that was a pair of jeans that I had worn to a club one night before I went to the dz... Maybe you impressed someone at the club. Are you sure you remember everything that you did there that night?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #12 November 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteI'd prefer to think of it as 10 bottles of wine. Hmmmm . . . I wonder what that means. lush I don't think there is anything else to do up in there, might as well drink your boredom away.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #13 November 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteNOICE!!! Hmmm, old jeans stuffed under bed... I wonder... What? Huh? Did I make a funny? I's cornfused Phew....nevermind Not sure where you were going with that, but I was wondering about the potential contents of the pockets of the jeans that are under my other bed... Geez, is someone going to have to challenge you to a 24 hr. abstinence period too? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #14 November 4, 2005 QuoteQuote After doing the happy dance for about an hour I thought to my self, how in the fuck did I leave a $100 bill in my pants pocket. I think that was a pair of jeans that I had worn to a club one night before I went to the dz... Maybe you impressed someone at the club. Are you sure you remember everything that you did there that night?? LOL....it's possible. Shit, I've been known to do some thangs after drinking. The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #15 November 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteNOICE!!! Hmmm, old jeans stuffed under bed... I wonder... What? Huh? Did I make a funny? I's cornfused Phew....nevermind Not sure where you were going with that, but I was wondering about the potential contents of the pockets of the jeans that are under my other bed... Geez, is someone going to have to challenge you to a 24 hr. abstinence period too? Leave me alone Rebecca The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ReBirth 0 #16 November 4, 2005 QuoteI'd prefer to think of it as 10 bottles of wine. Hmmmm . . . I wonder what that means. Means you're a cheap date...that'll get loaded. You never cease to turn me on Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites riddler 0 #17 November 4, 2005 QuoteI just found 5 skydives in my pocket Closer to four skydives at many DZs these days But still, good for you! Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #18 November 4, 2005 Oh ho!! It's on now. Neener neener neener!! Whatcha doin? Why? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites OrangeJumper 0 #19 November 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteI just found 5 skydives in my pocket Closer to four skydives at many DZs these days But still, good for you! Actually five jumps at Orange would cost $110. I'll just check my other pants pockets The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites OrangeJumper 0 #20 November 4, 2005 QuoteOh ho!! It's on now. Neener neener neener!! Whatcha doin? Why? Girl, you are a nut. I'm assuming you talk to Amanduh correct? If so, where the hell has she been? I haven't talked to her in a while. The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #21 November 4, 2005 That's a nice problem to have! My problem has been losing my keys, only to find them in the pocket of the jeans I used the day before. I have also pulled out crumpled bills and change from the washer a few times... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites OrangeJumper 0 #22 November 4, 2005 QuoteThat's a nice problem to have! My problem has been losing my keys, only to find them in the pocket of the jeans I used the day before. I have also pulled out crumpled bills and change from the washer a few times... Trust me, this is a first for me as well. Before this, the most I've found in a pocket is $20. I swear, you would have thought that I had won the power ball or something. The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #23 November 4, 2005 Amanduh's around and cool as ever. She does seem to have broken the DZ.com addiction though!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites OrangeJumper 0 #24 November 4, 2005 QuoteAmanduh's around and cool as ever. She does seem to have broken the DZ.com addiction though!! If you talk to her, tell her I said hi. Oh, and tell her I said congrats for kickin the addiction The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #25 November 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteAmanduh's around and cool as ever. She does seem to have broken the DZ.com addiction though!! If you talk to her, tell her I said hi. Oh, and tell her I said congrats for kickin the addiction Roger wilco, good buddy! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
riddler 0 #17 November 4, 2005 QuoteI just found 5 skydives in my pocket Closer to four skydives at many DZs these days But still, good for you! Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #18 November 4, 2005 Oh ho!! It's on now. Neener neener neener!! Whatcha doin? Why? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #19 November 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteI just found 5 skydives in my pocket Closer to four skydives at many DZs these days But still, good for you! Actually five jumps at Orange would cost $110. I'll just check my other pants pockets The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #20 November 4, 2005 QuoteOh ho!! It's on now. Neener neener neener!! Whatcha doin? Why? Girl, you are a nut. I'm assuming you talk to Amanduh correct? If so, where the hell has she been? I haven't talked to her in a while. The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #21 November 4, 2005 That's a nice problem to have! My problem has been losing my keys, only to find them in the pocket of the jeans I used the day before. I have also pulled out crumpled bills and change from the washer a few times... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #22 November 4, 2005 QuoteThat's a nice problem to have! My problem has been losing my keys, only to find them in the pocket of the jeans I used the day before. I have also pulled out crumpled bills and change from the washer a few times... Trust me, this is a first for me as well. Before this, the most I've found in a pocket is $20. I swear, you would have thought that I had won the power ball or something. The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #23 November 4, 2005 Amanduh's around and cool as ever. She does seem to have broken the DZ.com addiction though!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #24 November 4, 2005 QuoteAmanduh's around and cool as ever. She does seem to have broken the DZ.com addiction though!! If you talk to her, tell her I said hi. Oh, and tell her I said congrats for kickin the addiction The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #25 November 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteAmanduh's around and cool as ever. She does seem to have broken the DZ.com addiction though!! If you talk to her, tell her I said hi. Oh, and tell her I said congrats for kickin the addiction Roger wilco, good buddy! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
