nose hair

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[rant] I went out on a date last night with a hottie.

He was beautiful. Cool and smart and sexy.

I couldn't kiss him. Big bushy long see-them-from-a-foot-away nose hairs. Ew!!!! I was afraid that they would poke me. How could someone so damn sexy not notice their own freaking NOSE HAIRS.

I couldn't say anything. It was our first date.


Gentlemen, and well... all you men on here...

PAY ATTENTION TO THE NOSE HAIRS!!!!

FOR GOD SAKE PLEASE!!! I beg you!!!

Clip them. Trim them. Buy a nose hair trimmer or a tiny pair of scissors and just trim that shit up.

For the love of God.

If I meet you and you're available. I want the option of KISSING you. And it ain't gonna happen if you got a hairy-ass nose. [/rant]

[SudsyFist 0]

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just trim that shit up.

I feel so redeemed.

[2fat2fly 0]

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[rant]
If I meet you and you're available. I want the option of KISSING you. And it ain't gonna happen if you got a hairy-ass nose.

So, you want us to trim our noses AND shave our asses?
If we trim those long hairs, where are we going to hang our boogers until we can eat them in private?
I'm sorry, I'm having a tough day and needed to entertain myself a second-hygene is important.

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[jumpchikk 0]

Yes, and please don't forget the hairs growing on top of your nose also... and the ones growing out of your ears...

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Yes, and please don't forget the hairs growing on top of your nose also... and the ones growing out of your ears...

Your smoochin' the wrong dudes, girl.

[mcneill79 0]

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Yes, and please don't forget the hairs growing on top of your nose also... and the ones growing out of your ears...

How old are they guys you are going out with?

[highfly 0]

Thats what happens when you date the wolf man

www.myspace.com/durtymac

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How old are they guys you are going out with?

No comment.

You don't have to be old to have ear and nose hairs... oh, but what is considered old???

[lightningbugirl 0]

Hygiene IS important. This guy was 33 and smoking hot except for this one thing.

You don't have to want to kiss me. You probably don't like little blondes anyways.

But if I meet you and you're hot then please, shave the ass, man-trim and cut the f'n NOSE hairs.

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You probably don't like little blondes anyways.

Hiya!

[2fat2fly 0]

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You probably don't like little blondes anyways.

It doesn't matter, my wife doesn't let me date pretty girls

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[lightningbugirl 0]

LOL!! Just ugly ones?

Does she keep your nose hairs in line?

[2fat2fly 0]

I don't know, I've never asked to date an ugly one. She keeps EVERYTHING about me in line.

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[lightningbugirl 0]

Does she give lessons on how to do that?

I would like to be an apprentice to someone who is good at that. I tend to be too lenient.

[SpeedRacer 1]

you know what else is a turnoff?

women with chest hair.
No I've seen it on more than one, and no, they weren't trannies.

Speed Racer
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[lightningbugirl 0]

Are we talking nipple strays or fur here?

Ever pull it out with your teeth?


It can be quite erotic I hear...

[yardhippie 0]

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Are we talking nipple strays or fur here?

Ever pull it out with your teeth?


It can be quite erotic I hear...

I hate those I mean dayum! I keep mine in check!

thats just nazzty!

and I think I just threw up a little.

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[lightningbugirl 0]

I am so proud of myself.

I made a hippie sick...

[yardhippie 0]

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I am so proud of myself.

I made a hippie sick...

actually I was already feeling a bit nausious. See the "assholes out there" thread. You just waved the rotten meat under my nose.

Oh, and see my sig!

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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I am so proud of myself.

I made a hippie sick...

actually I was already feeling a bit nausious. See the "assholes out there" thread. You just waved the rotten meat under my nose.

Oh, and see my sig!

You get wet really easily??

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F LORIDA!

[yardhippie 0]

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I am so proud of myself.

I made a hippie sick...

actually I was already feeling a bit nausious. See the "assholes out there" thread. You just waved the rotten meat under my nose.

Oh, and see my sig!

You get wet really easily??

am I a female?

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[swedishcelt 0]

I don't know. I have never looked inside your panties.

[missg8tordivr 0]

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I don't know. I have never looked inside your panties.

Me neither! So drop em and let us see!!

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F LORIDA!

[mcneill79 0]

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I don't know. I have never looked inside your panties.

Me neither! So drop em and let us see!!

Yes pics please

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I don't know, I've never asked to date an ugly one. She keeps EVERYTHING about me in line.

Yeah hey do you rember that really stupid thing you said when you and your wife first started dating?


I bet she does

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