beezyshaw 0 #1 November 17, 2005 A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat." The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beezyshaw 0 #3 November 17, 2005 QuoteA husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat." The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Forgot to say... "Funeral arrangements to be announced" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #4 November 17, 2005 I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #5 November 17, 2005 QuoteA husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat." The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. (SOUP NAZI) NO PUSSSY FOR YOU !!! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
