airtwardo 6 #1 December 2, 2005 My doggie just ate my last pack of smokes! I'm really worried about his health!! I mean it IS 1:00 am....and those WERE my LAST fuckin cigarettes!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #2 December 2, 2005 QuoteMy doggie just ate my last pack of smokes! I'm really worried about his health!! I mean it IS 1:00 am....and those WERE my LAST fuckin cigarettes!! Better for his health that he ate them than he smoked them.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #3 December 2, 2005 just do what my dad did when he caught me eating cigarettes. make him eat a whole carton in one sitting. he'll never want to do it again. btw, if you're dog is big enough you can punch him and he'll never even notice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #4 December 2, 2005 Well...he's 150 lbs. I think I'll smoke HIM! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #5 December 2, 2005 QuoteWell...he's 150 lbs. I think I'll smoke HIM! Naw, just wait a while, he'll give them back. Smoke em then. I doubt you will be able to taste the difference.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #6 December 2, 2005 I doubt you will be able to taste the difference. *** good point ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bisqit999 0 #7 December 2, 2005 call your Vet and ask. That much nicotene can't be good for him. Good luck. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #8 December 2, 2005 That much nicotene can't be good for him *** Hasn't hurt ME any! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bisqit999 0 #9 December 2, 2005 QuoteHasn't hurt ME any I'm sure it has actually... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #10 December 2, 2005 QuoteQuoteHasn't hurt ME any I'm sure it has actually... *** Trust me....with MY lifestyle...smoking is the LAST thing I worry about! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #11 December 2, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteHasn't hurt ME any I'm sure it has actually... *** Trust me....with MY lifestyle...smoking is the LAST thing I worry about! Uh huh...It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #12 December 2, 2005 Shoulda seen THAT comin'!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #13 December 2, 2005 Quote Shoulda seen THAT comin'!! It's ok, Senility is an acceptable excuse. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
namgrunt 0 #14 December 2, 2005 No worms but.. the carpet needs replaced ..59 YEARS,OVERWEIGHT,BALDIND,X-GRUNT LAST MIL. JUMP VIET-NAM(QUAN-TRI) www.dzmemories.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #15 December 2, 2005 "Hey, what's in this shit, man?" "Mostly [Marlboro], man." "Yeah?" "But it's got some Labrador in it." "What's Labrador?" "It's dog shit." "What?" "Yeah, my dog ate my [last pack of cigarettes], man. Had it on the table, and the little motherfucker ate it, man." "Yeah?" "I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind." "You mean we're smoking dog shit, man?" My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #16 December 2, 2005 Story of my life..."UP IN SMOKE"! <----------------see PIC! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #17 December 2, 2005 Nice Pic! Is he / she 18? NOT in 'Dog Years"! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
