BillyVance 34
QuoteQuoteI would have to give her points for creativity
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NO WAY!!!
That's right out of the 'How to dump a guy' manual!
The one that gets issued to all girls in 8th grade 'home economics' class...where they teach future heart breakers how to cry on Que!
Points for creativity go to the girl that dumped me in college via a singing telegram....or the one that kept sending me my obituary column she had faked the local newspaper!
You have truly been dumped by the best!!!
Walt
wmw999 2,164
QuoteThat's right out of the 'How to dump a guy' manual!
There is, in fact, a book called How to Dump a Guy (A Coward's Manual).
While it's partly over-the-top satirical and biting, it also has some good advice for those who are clueless. Things like "don't be nice and keep going out a little" and "make it certain, even if you're not absolutely, completely, totally certain." Those rules make a bigger, but shorter, hurt in the long run, and give the guy a chance to get over it.
Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)
QuoteYou have truly been dumped by the best!!!
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Yeah...when I get dumped...I STAY dumped!
~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~
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That's crazy!
I missed that class on how to creatively dump someone.
My question is what in the hell do you say to these crazy people?
That's crazy!
I missed that class on how to creatively dump someone.
My question is what in the hell do you say to these crazy people?
Breathe out so I can breathe you in...
QuoteI'll let you know how he takes the news
If you dump a guy using the script I wrote, just point him to one of my stories. The glory hole story would be a good choice. He will immediately understand that he has no prayer of being the kind of fixerupper that I am and will immediately give up.
Walt
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