What's the World's Sh*ttiest Super Power?

[Wool-E 0]

Ok, if you could choose one super power to NOT have, what would it be?

For example, my girlfriend thinks that: the ability to constantly know what time it is, would be the worst.

Personally, I think always feeling like you have to take a massive dump but never being able to, is the worst.

Still, some of the ancients (or whomever!) would say immortality is the worst (but that's too serious-sounding).

So chime in...what's the world's worst super power?

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It's impossible to build a foolproof parachute because the fools are so ingenious!

[skydiver30960 0]

I can produce superhuman amounts of bellybutton lint. Does that count?

Elvisio "if I ever give you a sweater as a gift, run away" Rodriguez

[Thanatos340 1]

X-Ray Vision!!
(If your day job was working in a nursing home!!)

[mcneill79 0]

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X-Ray Vision!!
(If your day job was working in a nursing home!!)

Or if you worked at my office

[skydiver30960 0]

Imagine hanging out at the DZ over a full day and night if you had a superhuman sense of smell...


Elvisio "yuck" Rodriguez

[Thanatos340 1]

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Or if you worked at my office

If I worked at YOUR office.. X-Ray Vision would be at the top of my list. Right up there with Invisable Touch.

All day long you would be thinking, It feels like something invisable keep grabbing my chest.

[Floats18 0]

The ability to turn anything you touch into ramen soup

*oh good god... soo much sodium*

--- and give them wings so they may fly free forever

DiverDriver in Training

[thegreekone 0]

no question....being able to hear everyone's thoughts or conversations. THAT, my friends, is the worst super power.

[mcneill79 0]

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Or if you worked at my office

If I worked at YOUR office.. X-Ray Vision would be at the top of my list. Right up there with Invisable Touch.

All day long you would be thinking, It feels like something invisable keep grabbing my chest.

But then you would have to see all the other dorks I work with

[Zennie 0]

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So chime in...what's the world's worst super power?

Aqua-Man.

Totally lame....

- Z
"Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

[kturnau 0]

Woolly! It's about time you post on here and what better time to do it then while you are at work! You are now officially a skydiver in the working world because you are now getting paid to screw around online, reading random posts In answer to your question, I think that the most useless superpower, and by the way I personally know somone that has this power, would have to be being able to fart on command.....although this would have its benefits in the jump plane so I can get back at you for all the times that you filled the Cessna with your toxic ass gas! Now, I have to disagree with you on your choice of useless superpowers. I don't think that constantly having to take a shit but can't qualifies as a superpower. That to me is just constipation I think Christie has you beat there with her always being able to know the time power.

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[simplyputsi 0]

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no question....being able to hear everyone's thoughts or conversations. THAT, my friends, is the worst super power.

Is that you God??

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[nanook 1]

My X-rated vision seems do nothing but to taunt me.

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[Girlfalldown 0]

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no question....being able to hear everyone's thoughts or conversations. THAT, my friends, is the worst super power.

That would suck.

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(Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.)