5432154321 0 #1 March 25, 2006 ...is there any women here that would have pity sex with me? I'm cute, I'm housebroke, and I clean and do housework. I believe in, "Ladies first". Any takers... if I had 8 days to live? This is a serious question. It can be an anonymous thing... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #2 March 25, 2006 Any guy that looked like that wouldn't be asking that question. Because he wouldn't be posting. Because he would be getting laid. All the time. Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #3 March 25, 2006 QuoteAny guy that looked like that wouldn't be asking that question. Because he wouldn't be posting. Because he would be getting laid. All the time. Well I do look exactly like that, cause its me, and I don't get laid all the time . But thanks. Now we know you think I'm attractive... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #4 March 25, 2006 Dude, it's Friday night. Why are you posting on DZ.com? I'm not out because I have snot dripping out of my nostrils most of the time, still waiting on this Allegra to kick in. Hey dude, don't get the wrong idea, you aren't like a fence jumper for me or anything. Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #5 March 25, 2006 QuoteDude, it's Friday night. Why are you posting on DZ.com? I'm not out because I have snot dripping out of my nostrils most of the time, still waiting on this Allegra to kick in. Hey dude, don't get the wrong idea, you aren't like a fence jumper for me or anything. Alright already man.... I broke my cock last week. Its in a sling. I'm helpless here.... Can you send a south american chica over here for me? I'll love you like a brother for ever... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #6 March 25, 2006 I'm not makin PAs here, but dixie... you kinda need to change your avatar bro. It looks kinda homoish. Then you're tellin me I look good and all... I'm worried about you brother. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #7 March 25, 2006 Avatar = fixed. Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #8 March 25, 2006 QuoteAvatar = fixed. Awww, a cute little puppy. Yeah, that's not homoish.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #9 March 25, 2006 I think you're having some serious thread drift issues here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyGuyIIx 0 #10 March 25, 2006 ...you show gotta puurty mouth there boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #11 March 25, 2006 No! I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole...you would break my heart and I'm not into that. Sorry. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #12 March 25, 2006 If you really do have only a few days to live, ......and if you don't........you probably do now. I wouldn't be here for week. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #13 March 25, 2006 Quote If you really do have only a few days to live, ...... and if you don't........ you probably do now. I wouldn't be here for week. The question is completely hypothetical. I didn't say I actually have 8 days to live, who wants to fk me, leave your number. So would you coscheese? Re-read the original question, I said, "Is there any women...". If there was a woman who had a week left to live and she weren't completely repulsive, I'd do her if that's what she wanted from me. I'd feel honored that she wanted her last time to be with me and I'd give it my all to give her a memory she could take to the after life and think about on her death bed to ease her pain. Sure... why not? --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #14 March 25, 2006 I would, if your grammar wasn't (weren't? - damnit!) so horrific. Having good grammar is HOT! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #15 March 25, 2006 QuoteI would, if your grammar wasn't (weren't? - damnit!) so horrific. Having good grammar is HOT! That must be why I want you, Kelly. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #16 March 25, 2006 QuoteI would, if your grammar wasn't (weren't? - damnit!) so horrific. Having good grammar is HOT! Damn it…my grammar is normally impeccable . It must be the hangover… really that’s what it is. Don’t write me off just yet . It’s just a reminder one has to stay on his toes . --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #17 March 25, 2006 I can understand that. Things are certainly a bit cloudy for me today as well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #18 March 25, 2006 Well then, it's a good question.So if i was in the hospital with 2 broken hands, who here would give me at least a hand job ? ( I just think these types of questions can jinx a guy) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #19 March 25, 2006 QuoteSo if i was in the hospital with 2 broken hands, who here would give me at least a hand job ? Oh I'd totally be there for you man. In this situation, it's not "Gay" to handle another mans sausage is it? You're not a homophobe are you? I'm perfectly comfortable with my heterosexuality… are you? I mean I'd just be doing you a favor... right? --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #20 March 25, 2006 You're a good man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #21 March 25, 2006 Umm no thanks i can wait til my hands heal or my dick explodes. No need for extensive mental therapy after breaking my hands.Dude, i promise to never reply to your threads again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #22 March 25, 2006 What if he wears vaseline-filled rubber gloves for a couple of days prior, and you close your eyes? It'll feel like a woman. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #23 March 25, 2006 Quote Having good grammar is HOT! That would have been useful information about 6000 posts ago.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #24 March 25, 2006 QuoteWhat if he wears vaseline-filled rubber gloves for a couple of days prior, and you close your eyes? It'll feel like a woman. I like the way you think . --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #25 March 25, 2006 QuoteHaving good grammar is HOT! Hey........stop using Jessica's lines. I know she doesn't post that much anymore but damn........... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
