jumpergirl 0 #1 June 13, 2006 The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey, the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they made love, they guy reaches for his cigarettes But the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again." Limply turning his head, he says to her, "Hey, it's not a life sentence!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gofast_ER 0 #2 June 13, 2006 wonder how the prisoner kept escaping. The prison must have had loose security I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #3 June 13, 2006 Thats what she gets for marrying a Dud."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #4 June 13, 2006 A very Old Couple is laying bed one night. Suddenly the Wife sits up in Bed looks over at her Husband and Slaps Him across the face. "What was that for Martha??" The Husband Asks.. Martha Replies ..."That was for being such a Lousy Lover all these years. Oh.. He says.. And he lays there for a while thinking. Suddenly he Sits up and Slaps her back.. "What was that for??" She asks.. He Replies, "That was for Knowing the Difference!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gofast_ER 0 #5 June 13, 2006 Ok I just said I was going to lurk in myspace for the rest of the night but I REFUSE to let this post get away without anyone acknowledging my great sense of humor I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stevehend15 0 #6 June 13, 2006 Ahhh yes... "loose security". She may have been a warden before she meet him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gofast_ER 0 #7 June 13, 2006 QuoteAhhh yes... "loose security". She may have been a warden before she meet him. SWEET! I can go to bed happy now I may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stevehend15 0 #8 June 13, 2006 Glad I could help. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
