LisaH 0 #1 June 24, 2006 Long but worth it..... Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known. Enjoy the following: 1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. 2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. 3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works. 4. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 5. Always drink upstream from the herd. 6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. 7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. 8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation.. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves. 9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. 10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. 11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. 12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut. ABOUT GROWING OLDER... First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved. Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top. Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been. Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. Tenth ~ Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf And finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k_marr08 0 #2 June 24, 2006 love it"I believe the risks I take are justified by the sheer love of the life I lead" - Charles Lindbergh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #3 June 24, 2006 You don't spit in the wind. You don't tug on Superman's sleeve.Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #4 June 24, 2006 QuoteYou don't spit in the wind. You don't tug on Superman's sleeve. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #5 June 24, 2006 i'm gonna start chewing tobacco and start talking shit. My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #6 June 24, 2006 Quotei'm gonna start chewing tobacco and start talking shit. I'm a lurker...I see you always talking shit.....Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #7 June 24, 2006 me? no. that's not talkig shit, that's sarcastic humor. talking shit would get me banned for lifeMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydivermom 0 #8 June 24, 2006 ***6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging __________________________________________________ Oh my...some time ago, another dz.commer gave me this exact advice in reference to a post (a series of posts actually) that I made. He was right.Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #9 June 24, 2006 QuoteYou don't spit in the wind. You don't tug on Superman's CAPE. Fixed it for ya You dont pull the mask of the ole lone ranger eitherYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindercles 0 #10 June 24, 2006 QuoteYou don't spit in the wind under canopy. Fixed it for ya. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydivermom 0 #11 June 24, 2006 ***You don't spit in the wind under canopy. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fixed it for ya. __________________________________________________ Love it!Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #12 June 24, 2006 QuoteQuoteYou don't spit in the wind under canopy. Fixed it for ya. I tried that on Level 2..just for the hell of it...I'll never wear that jumpsuit again...UGLY Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #13 June 24, 2006 LOL...youre supposed to turn your head THEN spit.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #14 June 24, 2006 QuoteLOL...youre supposed to turn your head THEN spit. ahhh...so now I'm toldBe yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #15 June 24, 2006 I would've told you before but , uh, well, you never askedMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #16 June 24, 2006 QuoteI would've told you before but , uh, well, you never asked I learned the hard wayBe yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
jtval 0 #5 June 24, 2006 i'm gonna start chewing tobacco and start talking shit. My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #6 June 24, 2006 Quotei'm gonna start chewing tobacco and start talking shit. I'm a lurker...I see you always talking shit.....Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #7 June 24, 2006 me? no. that's not talkig shit, that's sarcastic humor. talking shit would get me banned for lifeMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #8 June 24, 2006 ***6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging __________________________________________________ Oh my...some time ago, another dz.commer gave me this exact advice in reference to a post (a series of posts actually) that I made. He was right.Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #9 June 24, 2006 QuoteYou don't spit in the wind. You don't tug on Superman's CAPE. Fixed it for ya You dont pull the mask of the ole lone ranger eitherYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #10 June 24, 2006 QuoteYou don't spit in the wind under canopy. Fixed it for ya. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #11 June 24, 2006 ***You don't spit in the wind under canopy. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fixed it for ya. __________________________________________________ Love it!Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #12 June 24, 2006 QuoteQuoteYou don't spit in the wind under canopy. Fixed it for ya. I tried that on Level 2..just for the hell of it...I'll never wear that jumpsuit again...UGLY Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #13 June 24, 2006 LOL...youre supposed to turn your head THEN spit.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #14 June 24, 2006 QuoteLOL...youre supposed to turn your head THEN spit. ahhh...so now I'm toldBe yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #15 June 24, 2006 I would've told you before but , uh, well, you never askedMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #16 June 24, 2006 QuoteI would've told you before but , uh, well, you never asked I learned the hard wayBe yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
