Sockpuppet 0 #1 June 25, 2006 So, how to tell someone you think she is smoking hot? ------ Two of the three voices in my head agree with you. It might actually be unanimous but voice three only speaks Welsh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #2 June 25, 2006 You get a large bucket of the coldest water you can find. Dump it on her then toss a blanket over her and stomp on it till she isn't moving anymore. I doubt after that she will be smoking hot and you won't have any problems to worry about.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #3 June 25, 2006 when she walks past just stare and simply say "wow" with an awstruck look on your face and then quickly look away and act shy and stumble over something. Makes um think they have a power over you. lolI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #4 June 25, 2006 In the middle of a conversation, wait for her to ask you a question. Don't answer, don't say anything for a few seconds, just hold eye contact until the silence is just barely starting to get awkward, then tell her that she always looks great and you got distracted. Then answer whatever she asked. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #5 June 25, 2006 QuoteSo, how to tell someone you think she is smoking hot? Stare at her, pull out your erect penis, start stroking it, and drool and breathe heavily. She'll get the message. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #6 June 25, 2006 You guys are cracking me up. If she's really that smoking hot, she's heard it all before. If she has half a brain, she's probably wishing that someone would compliment her on her personality or intellect. Try that and you'll impress her more. Of course, if she's dumber than a doorknob, tell her you love her big knockers and she'll probably eat that up. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #7 June 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteSo, how to tell someone you think she is smoking hot? Stare at her, pull out your erect penis, start stroking it, and drool and breathe heavily. She'll get the message. Walt Bonus points for writing her name on your penis first. Extra bonus points for tatooing it. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #8 June 25, 2006 QuoteYou guys are cracking me up. If she's really that smoking hot, she's heard it all before. If she has half a brain, she's probably wishing that someone would compliment her on her personality or intellect. Try that and you'll impress her more. Of course, if she's dumber than a doorknob, tell her you love her big knockers and she'll probably eat that up. Have I ever told you how wonderful I think your personality and intellect are? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #9 June 25, 2006 Hey! The technique described above (the getting distracted, not the whole penis thing) has prompted huge blushing smiles from pretty girls more than a couple of times.I never said anything about ignoring personality or intellect. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #10 June 25, 2006 QuoteHey! The technique described above (the getting distracted, not the whole penis thing) has prompted huge blushing smiles from pretty girls more than a couple of times. How old are the "girls" that it works on?She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #11 June 25, 2006 QuoteHave I ever told you how wonderful I think your personality and intellect are? Yes, but I think you just say that because I don't have big knockers to focus on. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #12 June 25, 2006 Typically mid-twenties to early thirties. (I'm 30.) Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #13 June 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteHave I ever told you how wonderful I think your personality and intellect are? Yes, but I think you just say that because I don't have big knockers to focus on. Trust me you dont want big knockers for them to focus on...conversations get annoying She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #14 June 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteHave I ever told you how wonderful I think your personality and intellect are? Yes, but I think you just say that because I don't have big knockers to focus on. Trust me you dont want big knockers for them to focus on...conversations get annoying Sorry....did you say something? ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #15 June 26, 2006 QuoteOf course, if she's dumber than a doorknob, tell her you love her big knockers and she'll probably eat that up. I hope this girls hungry NSFW ... strangley hypnotic. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #16 June 26, 2006 I'm gonna have to agree on the hypnotic part.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #17 June 26, 2006 hahahaha She just keeps going...and going...and going... Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unpacker 0 #18 June 26, 2006 haha i watched for 3 hours and i still couldn't understand the words ------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #19 June 26, 2006 She mentions Istanbul at one point, but that's all I could understand. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #20 June 26, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteHave I ever told you how wonderful I think your personality and intellect are? Yes, but I think you just say that because I don't have big knockers to focus on. Trust me you dont want big knockers for them to focus on...conversations get annoying Sorry....did you say something? Smart ass! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyboyne 1 #21 June 26, 2006 I love it when chicks refer to their "girls" as knockers. Have heard a lot of adjectives to describe them, but "knockers" takes the cake. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #22 June 26, 2006 Yes,,she's heard it before,,but how do you work that that into a conversation over beers when you have no idea what her intell and head are at ? IE: You've noticed her,,seen her,,and now just had the chance to buy her that drink?smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #23 June 26, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteHave I ever told you how wonderful I think your personality and intellect are? Yes, but I think you just say that because I don't have big knockers to focus on. Trust me you dont want big knockers for them to focus on...conversations get annoying Sorry....did you say something? Smart ass! Hey! Quit staring at my ass! I'm up here lady! ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
