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. . . the ante a bit?

Attention: The Managing Director

Greetings,
I apologize if the
contents hereunder are contrary to your moral ethics. But please treat
with absolute secrecy and personal. I discovered a dormant account in
my office, as Group finance director with prominent Bank It will be in
my interest to transfer this fund worth $126,000,000 MILLION US DOLLAR
in an account offshore. If you can be a collaborator to this please
indicate interest immediately for us to proceed. $126,000,000 million
will be transfer to your account as long as you follow the
instructions. I deem it wise to transact with a stranger than with an
already friend that could misinterpret my intentions, I am of the view
that good relationships develops from one day You will keep 30% percent
interest of the total Fund.10% for charity both in Africa and in your
country while the remaining 5% will be set aside to settle expenses
both parties might incur during the transfer process. Your contact
information will be necessary for this effect. Upon the receipt of your
reply, I will send to you detailed information About the transaction. I
will not fail to bring to your notice that this business is 100% risk
and trouble free and that you should not entertaining fear as all
modalities for fund transfer can be finalized within 7 to 9 banking
days and I have all the necessary connections with my position in the
bank to perfect the deal with in a short period of time once you follow
my instructions accordingly, On your positive response and honesty to
work with me on Strict confidentiality, I would let you know of the
necessary Information, Respond through my confidential email address:
[email protected]

Best Regards,

Mr. Jeffrey umeh.
Regional
Director.
+2348043196842.


:D:D:D

Anyone want to play?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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so did you send him a reply?? i'll give a dollar if you do. Do you think he's related to that prince that's trying to get rid of money?



I replied with

Subj: Interestin

Body: I would need more information first.

I'll keep everyone informed.:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Got one of those, as well.

They are quite humorous. And actually quite impressive with all the thought and detail put into them. Here's mine:

From :Mrs.Zama Vusi
Add:43 Nelson Mandela Avenue
South Africa
This is my son: 0927-83-243-0704
Number:you can call him anytime

Good Day,

Please, kindly pardon me for any inconvenience this letter may cost you because I know it may come to you as a surprise as we’ have no previous correspondence .

I got your contact as I was searching for helping hand in your country, this is why I decided to appeal to you directly for assistance because I' have no relations or friends in your country for help me.I am Mrs.Zama Vusi from Zimbabwe.I am a widow being that I lost my husband last year.

My husband was a serving director of the Cocoa exporting board until his death. He was assassinated last January by the rebels following the political uprising.

But before the death of my husband,he anticipated some dangers and so he deposited the sum of (US$7.2 million United States Dollars) in the name of our only son( Cizer Vusi) with the help of reputable security company in south Africa with the intention of using it to open fertilizer manufacturing company among other companies in our neighboring country (Swaziland) after his university education.

On the 15th January 2005, the war veterans and some supporters of(ZANU-PF)ruling party trooped into our compound and assassinates him (my husband)to death. Since then, they have been terrorizing my only son ( Cizer Vusi) ,but he managed to escape to a neighboring country, South Africa as a political asylum seeker (refugee). But his position in South Africa does not permit him to open an account or run any huge financial business.

I want you to do me a favor to receive these funds to a safe account in your country or any safer place as the beneficiary.

For your assistance, I have two options for you. Firstly you can choose to have 20% of the money for your assistance, and helping my family investing these funds, or you can go into partnership with me for the proper profitable investment of the money in your country. Which ever the option you want,please do notify me in your reply.

I have plans to do investment in your country, like real estate and industrial production. This is my reason for writing to you. Please if you are willing to assist me and my only son Fortune,indicate your interest in replying soonest.

Upon your immediate response,I will immediately arrange and send to you all the information’s that will empower your good self in finalizing the transaction with the security company in South Africa. I will also send to you the agreement that will protect both interests. And also further information about your self is necessary for I can not play on this.

Thanks
best regards.
Mrs.Zama Vusi

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...trooped into our compound and assassinates him (my husband)to death.



Sounds like a fairly serious assassination if they kept on killing him until he was dead.:|



As opposed to the really light hearted assasinations?:D:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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