skydemon2 0 #1 July 21, 2006 Zoologists were amazed a few years ago when a kangaroo was born that had Zebra strips and horns the kangaroos were caged next to the zebras but no one thought they could reach each other and they were also amazed such a cross breed was even possible! Dr. Smathers said "We are reasearching to see how such a mating was possible we have our top genetics people on it now" **** SFW **** FOCKERSBeauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #2 July 21, 2006 That's kinda like a jackalope. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #3 July 21, 2006 I couldnt find what they are actually calling it yet!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #4 July 21, 2006 QuoteZoologists were amazed a few years ago when a kangaroo was born that had Zebra strips and horns the kangaroos were caged next to the zebras but no one thought they could reach each other and they were also amazed such a cross breed was even possible! Dr. Smathers said "We are reasearching to see how such a mating was possible we have our top genetics people on it now" **** SFW **** FOCKERS Wonder of Photoshop!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #5 July 21, 2006 Looks like PS to me! I ain't buyin' it. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #6 July 21, 2006 Neither zebras nor kangaroos have horns. Where did the horns come from? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #7 July 21, 2006 QuoteNeither zebras nor kangaroos have horns. Where did the horns come from? The water buffalo -I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #8 July 21, 2006 That's what is known as a genetic throwback. Zebras are related to other horse-type animals, and some animals in that group have had horns in the relatively recent past; like just a couple thousand years ago in North America. So the zebra carries the genetic information for horns. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #9 July 21, 2006 Goddamn, you're a good bullshit artist. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #10 July 21, 2006 QuoteGoddamn, you're a good bullshit artist. Umm - that is actually true.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #11 July 21, 2006 Males have them for a short time during the breeding cycle. the rest of the year the horns are not needed so they drop off.Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #12 July 21, 2006 What bullshit? Where did I make a non-factual statement? Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #13 July 21, 2006 But the key to being a good bullshit artist is mixing truth in with lies. So you say something that's true, but you know it doesn't really apply to the situation at hand. Because there's no GD way that's a real kangaroo with stripes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #14 July 21, 2006 QuoteBut the key to being a good bullshit artist is mixing truth in with lies. So you say something that's true, but you know it doesn't really apply to the situation at hand. Because there's no GD way that's a real kangaroo with stripes. Nothing is impossibleI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #15 July 21, 2006 here is a quote from a zoology page: The Grevy's zebra is native to Northern Kenya. Males have tightly ringed horns that appear lyre-shaped from the front and slightly S-shaped from the side, horns are only grown during the breeding season after which they are shed. They are characterized by narrow stripes of dark brown or black. They prefer the sub-desert country and dry bushed grassland where they mingle with other species, such as wildebeest, gazelles, and ostriches. Attempts to domesticate the zebra have been unsuccessful. A decline in the zebra population is due to land being fenced off for cattle. Zebras are subject to the same diseases as the domestic horse.Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #16 July 21, 2006 Maybe it prefers to be call a Zebra with a kangaroo build? Why are you so cruel to the poor confused animal!!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #17 July 21, 2006 Because I don't believe it. And yes, Turtle's right. Nothing's impossible. But some things are highly improbable. Have you posted a link to this "zoology page"? And no, I really haven't looked to see if you have. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #18 July 21, 2006 I just realized what it reminds me of! Besides the jackalope, which I've never been entirely certain is actually real, I mean. It looks a lot like the tauntauns that Luke and Han rode on Hoth in The Empire Strikes Back, only not quite so big and with stripes. Yeah, I'm a geek. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
