McDuck 0 #1 July 24, 2006 As long as you don't suck at it.Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #3 July 24, 2006 What if you suck at it?Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #4 July 24, 2006 Yes, I suppose it was a bit random. I figured it would fit right in with most of the rest of the Bonfire chaff. Good morning to you too. My apologies for not presenting you with an appropriately adorned critter in response, but I'm feeling decidedly lazy today. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #5 July 24, 2006 QuoteWhat if you suck at it? Then you need to aim for the next lower level. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #6 July 24, 2006 ever read the comic "agnes"? ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #7 July 24, 2006 QuoteAs long as you don't suck at it.I am not mediocre... I'm pathetic... at least sometimes I think I am... hey... at least my standards are low...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #8 July 25, 2006 I don't believe I have read "Agnes". I take it that it's pertinent to my comment? Scott, don't make me get all the women on here to kick your ass. You're not pathetic. You're an anachronism. Welcome to the club. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #9 July 25, 2006 QuoteScott, don't make me get all the women on here to kick your ass. You're not pathetic. You're an anachronism. Welcome to the club. sorry... yesterday wasn't a good day... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #10 July 25, 2006 Was it a totally BAD day? Edited to add: Your Honor, I'm going somewhere pertinent with this, I swear.Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #11 July 25, 2006 QuoteWas it a totally BAD day? Edited to add: Your Honor, I'm going somewhere pertinent with this, I swear.Like every day... there are/were good and bad elements... but the bad dominated... If you like I can list the good things... I'd just as soon spend less time focusing on the bad... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #12 July 25, 2006 I was trying to establish a mediocre baseline for your day...so yes, let's hear the good elements of your day and we'll assume those equal, or barely squeeze past, the bad. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #13 July 25, 2006 Well the best I can come up with is... 1. I finally managed to return my buddy's Weedwacker (I borrowed it like a month ago... ) 2. I had a wonderful dinner at my friends Christine and Jordan's place... (we had beef stew and although it was her first time making it... it was tasty) 3. I have a great lab mix pup (ok... she's not exactly a pup anymore... but.... you get my drift...) 4. I found out that a skydiving friend of mine got engaged to another skydiving friend of mine... and he dropped me a note yesterday... to say what's up... ok... I've listed them but I'm really not seeing the balance yet.. Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #14 July 25, 2006 Dude, having a sweet puppy like Karma, who loves you unconditionally, is enough to tip the balance on its own. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #15 July 25, 2006 QuoteWhat if you suck at it? Then you need to aim for the next lower level. Well, that didn't work : (Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #16 July 25, 2006 QuoteI am not mediocre... I'm pathetic... You're an intelligent, handsome man, with a big heart. You skydive and play with fire. Pathetic...I think not. Self-esteem issues - maybe : (Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #17 July 25, 2006 QuoteYou're an intelligent, I'm not ready for a sigline change... (cause frankly bebo's cool...) but this quote from Bertrand Russell is apropos here... The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #18 July 25, 2006 QuoteWell, that didn't work : ( Then you tried too hard. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #19 July 25, 2006 QuoteThe trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt I think that's accurate : ) There is no doubt though Scott. You're a catch. Just no one has come along and snatched you up.Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #20 July 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteThe trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt I think that's accurate : ) There is no doubt though Scott. You're a catch. Just no one has come along and snatched you up. She's got a point there, Snap. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,637 #21 July 25, 2006 QuoteQuote The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt Confirmed by research: www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/770788/posts... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McDuck 0 #22 July 25, 2006 "But I wore the juice!" HIS stupidity was painful, I'll bet. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #23 July 25, 2006 Though I do agree that he IS probably a catch it really burns my muffin when people say things like that... If I had a dime for every time someone has said I was a great catch then I would be rich and caught. Unfortunately, I've recently figured out that neither do you much good if you allow yourself to be caught by an idiot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McDuck 0 #24 July 25, 2006 QuoteThough I do agree that he IS probably a catch it really burns my muffin when people say things like that... If I had a dime for every time someone has said I was a great catch then I would be rich and caught. Unfortunately, I've recently figured out that neither do you much good if you allow yourself to be caught by an idiot. Quite astutely put. Perhaps it would be more accurate to say that you and Scott are both "catches" that deserve the right caster, i.e. unmarried, non-psychos who will appreciate you both for who you are. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindercles 0 #25 July 25, 2006 Quote Quite astutely put. Perhaps it would be more accurate to say that you and Scott are both "catches" that deserve the right caster, i.e. unmarried, non-psychos who will appreciate you both for who you are. Is anybody else thinking that this one is *really* obvious?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
McDuck 0 #22 July 25, 2006 "But I wore the juice!" HIS stupidity was painful, I'll bet. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #23 July 25, 2006 Though I do agree that he IS probably a catch it really burns my muffin when people say things like that... If I had a dime for every time someone has said I was a great catch then I would be rich and caught. Unfortunately, I've recently figured out that neither do you much good if you allow yourself to be caught by an idiot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #24 July 25, 2006 QuoteThough I do agree that he IS probably a catch it really burns my muffin when people say things like that... If I had a dime for every time someone has said I was a great catch then I would be rich and caught. Unfortunately, I've recently figured out that neither do you much good if you allow yourself to be caught by an idiot. Quite astutely put. Perhaps it would be more accurate to say that you and Scott are both "catches" that deserve the right caster, i.e. unmarried, non-psychos who will appreciate you both for who you are. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #25 July 25, 2006 Quote Quite astutely put. Perhaps it would be more accurate to say that you and Scott are both "catches" that deserve the right caster, i.e. unmarried, non-psychos who will appreciate you both for who you are. Is anybody else thinking that this one is *really* obvious?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
