kbordson 8 #26 October 10, 2006 yup. Grandparents owned a dairy farm in WI. Spend weekends out there helping a bit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #27 October 11, 2006 Quoteyup. Grandparents owned a dairy farm in WI. Ummmm CHEESE!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Froggy 0 #28 October 11, 2006 Yes. Long time ago, as a child. But I still remember that nothing in the world tastes like a mug of fresh warm milk, straight from the maker, if you will. I actually used to milk a cow right into the mug, to drink it right then and there. Most modern kids have absolutely no idea what THAT milk tastes like -- poor things are raised to believe that the homogenized/low-fat/no-fat/whatever crap you buy in stores IS a milk... -------------- We were not born to fly. And all we can do is to try not to fall... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cloudseeker2001 0 #29 October 11, 2006 I used to spend the summers on the farm. I milked lots of them and it is fun at times! After awhile I got to know the girls and some really liked it and looked forward to it! It feels good to them as it releases lots of pressure! I would also shoot the milk into the cats mouth.....In fact the cats would line up and I would shoot milk all over the them and they loved it! It was bad when the cows would fart though...that was very gross! I have no idea where you could find a cow to milk just for fun these days....maybe just drive around and ask farmers! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ltdiver 3 #30 October 11, 2006 Yep. Made butter out of it too. ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites d_squared431 0 #31 October 11, 2006 Yeah, I have milked a few cows before.TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Peej 0 #32 October 11, 2006 Yup. And i think i've done it more than once too Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sweetness 0 #33 October 11, 2006 QuoteWhen presented with the option of landing in a field of many cows, or a field with just one cow, never take the latter option. Yeah I know, I've been warned about that by a lady jumper who did that once ... Other life stock warnings I heard from jumpers at my dz: 1) horses don't like it when you land in their field 2) cows like eating pilot chutes "Ha ! I laugh at danger and drop ice cubes down the vest of fear ..." (Blackadder) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpjunkie2004 0 #34 October 11, 2006 Quote2) cows like eating pilot chutes When we go to milk the cow, should I take along an extra pilot chute? : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
popsjumper 2 #27 October 11, 2006 Quoteyup. Grandparents owned a dairy farm in WI. Ummmm CHEESE!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Froggy 0 #28 October 11, 2006 Yes. Long time ago, as a child. But I still remember that nothing in the world tastes like a mug of fresh warm milk, straight from the maker, if you will. I actually used to milk a cow right into the mug, to drink it right then and there. Most modern kids have absolutely no idea what THAT milk tastes like -- poor things are raised to believe that the homogenized/low-fat/no-fat/whatever crap you buy in stores IS a milk... -------------- We were not born to fly. And all we can do is to try not to fall... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #29 October 11, 2006 I used to spend the summers on the farm. I milked lots of them and it is fun at times! After awhile I got to know the girls and some really liked it and looked forward to it! It feels good to them as it releases lots of pressure! I would also shoot the milk into the cats mouth.....In fact the cats would line up and I would shoot milk all over the them and they loved it! It was bad when the cows would fart though...that was very gross! I have no idea where you could find a cow to milk just for fun these days....maybe just drive around and ask farmers! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #30 October 11, 2006 Yep. Made butter out of it too. ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #31 October 11, 2006 Yeah, I have milked a few cows before.TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #32 October 11, 2006 Yup. And i think i've done it more than once too Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sweetness 0 #33 October 11, 2006 QuoteWhen presented with the option of landing in a field of many cows, or a field with just one cow, never take the latter option. Yeah I know, I've been warned about that by a lady jumper who did that once ... Other life stock warnings I heard from jumpers at my dz: 1) horses don't like it when you land in their field 2) cows like eating pilot chutes "Ha ! I laugh at danger and drop ice cubes down the vest of fear ..." (Blackadder) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #34 October 11, 2006 Quote2) cows like eating pilot chutes When we go to milk the cow, should I take along an extra pilot chute? : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
