TrophyHusband 0 #1 October 27, 2006 Just something my 3 year old announced at the top of his lungs while waiting in line at the post office. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #2 October 27, 2006 There's one way to get ahead in line. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripsmacker181 0 #3 October 27, 2006 Something I said earlier today, did a Mouse Fart or did you just speak. Lets say he was not amused. MediCare : Allergic to Prison. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ripsmacker181 0 #4 October 27, 2006 BTW Thanks to your offspring for a classic line, LOL. Its better when you pull my finger, it comes with noise affects. MediCare : Allergic to Prison. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #5 October 28, 2006 Good training for his future in skydiving. At least he owns them. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #6 October 28, 2006 not only does he admit when he farts, he's very proud. he recently learned from somewhere a new game called "dutch oven". he absolutely loves to dutch oven his mommy. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #7 October 28, 2006 Quotenot only does he admit when he farts, he's very proud. he recently learned from somewhere Daddy a new game called "dutch oven". he absolutely loves to dutch oven his mommy. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 3 #8 October 28, 2006 the funniest kid far story i have witnessed was eating at a steakhouse, and the little boy at the table across from mine was moving around, and under the table.. cuts a loud one, and loudly announces.. Daddy I stepped on a duck!!CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #9 October 28, 2006 sure, throw me under the bus. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #10 October 28, 2006 Ive two boys and I swear one day I looked around and realized my life is one huge fart joke... if they are talking its generally about what comes out of them, in some way shape or form.... followed by uncontrolable laughter. Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #11 October 28, 2006 Quotesure, throw me under the bus.Hey, we were all knew where he must have learned it. Bwahaha. His Mommy doesn't 'dutch oven' herself!!! LOL. BTW, how IS your scrotum? (Remembering past thread.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #12 October 28, 2006 my scrotum healed very quickly. thank you for your concern. now i just shave. and you're right, mommy doesn't dutch oven herself. in fact, she's not a big fan of other people dutch ovening her. ok, that's not completely true. she doesn't like it when i dutch oven her, but she thinks its funny when my offspring does it. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
