Gato 0 #1 December 28, 2006 I started thinking about this in the previous poetry thread, and realized I was about to hijack a thread. I thought this might be fun, especially if both men and women get into it. For those who aren't familiar with it, Haiku is one form of Japanese poetry, a revision of a much older form called Hokku. Modern Haiku consist of 3 lines in the following way: Line 1 - 5 syllables Line 2 - 7 syllables Line 3 - 5 syllables There's almost always a reference to the season in the traditional form, but we're here to speak (elegantly) about boot knockin' and oral pleasures and whatnot. Here's a couple to get the ball rolling. Winter in midwest, Under Armour hugs my balls, Head from a whuffo. Sit Lewinski style - White dress is better than blue, Giving noggin love. Okay, one more, really dirty this time (For the ladies.) Nuzzling the mound, Under skirt lifted high, oh Glazed donut face. Oooooh, I like that one. T.I.N.S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #2 December 28, 2006 Take your filth elsewhere mister. This is a rated PG website. Your trash isn't welcome here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WatchYourStep 0 #3 December 28, 2006 Chris you need to get in the air my friend. Don't worry about Funks he's got a loud bark but no bite. "You start off your skydiving career with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience up before your bag of luck runs out." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #4 December 28, 2006 ahem... Take your filth elsewhere This is a PG website Trash doesn't go here Carry on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #5 December 28, 2006 Quoteahem... Take your filth elsewhere This is a PG website Trash doesn't go here Carry on. Are you fucking mocking me? Is that what you're doing? Well done. Fucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gato 0 #6 December 28, 2006 QuoteChris you need to get in the air my friend. Hey J - I couldn't agree with you more. CT.I.N.S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #7 December 28, 2006 QuoteAre you fucking mocking me? Is that what you're doing? Well done. Fucker. So much for PG...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #8 December 28, 2006 QuoteTake your filth elsewhere mister. This is a rated PG website. Your trash isn't welcome here. Uh . . . since when? Since when is this a PG web site? Since when do you get to determine the morals?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #9 December 28, 2006 QuoteSince when do you get to determine the morals? Since HH sent me that PM stating he was relying on me to clean up the filth around this place. Not my fault he put more trust in me than he did you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 24 #10 December 28, 2006 Friday it is not So why a haiku today? Shot your load earlyRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Gato 0 #11 December 28, 2006 Before we get too off topic, here's a couple more sexy ones. Dripping showered breasts Glistening shiny bootie Are you wet elsewhere? Ruthlessly sliding, Bouncing girl makes me her horse And I'm a sweet ride. Is that too arrogant?T.I.N.S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindercles 0 #12 December 28, 2006 Some like to lick butt Others like it in the butt But they both like butt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Gato 0 #13 December 28, 2006 Quote Friday it is not So why a haiku today? Shot your load early You must have lived it, To know my day exactly; You kindred spirit. Quote Some like to lick butt Others like it in the butt But they both like butt Nice.T.I.N.S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Remster 24 #10 December 28, 2006 Friday it is not So why a haiku today? Shot your load earlyRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gato 0 #11 December 28, 2006 Before we get too off topic, here's a couple more sexy ones. Dripping showered breasts Glistening shiny bootie Are you wet elsewhere? Ruthlessly sliding, Bouncing girl makes me her horse And I'm a sweet ride. Is that too arrogant?T.I.N.S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #12 December 28, 2006 Some like to lick butt Others like it in the butt But they both like butt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gato 0 #13 December 28, 2006 Quote Friday it is not So why a haiku today? Shot your load early You must have lived it, To know my day exactly; You kindred spirit. Quote Some like to lick butt Others like it in the butt But they both like butt Nice.T.I.N.S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
