unformed 0 #1 February 9, 2007 Continue the line above you! Little Johnny's parents were gone one Saturday night when ...This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #2 February 9, 2007 he decided to order a pizza, stay in, and watch a movie. The end.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #3 February 9, 2007 Then the doorbell rung, and Johnny opened the door, thinking surely it would be the pizza guy, but ... it wasn't.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeppo 0 #4 February 9, 2007 Standing there, were two large men, black suit and tie, glaring at him...What goes up, must come DOWN!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #5 February 9, 2007 "Would you like to buy some Tupperware?" One of the men barked.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Speedofafool 0 #6 February 9, 2007 As the other one began to disrobe and rub chunky peanutbutter all over himself while whistling the theme from Jeopardy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #7 February 9, 2007 Quote"Would you like to buy some Tupperware?" One of the men barked. "It will help you better prepare and store foods for the up and coming Monsoon months. Also, Supperware products are ideal for storing leftovers to help stretch your food dollar. This2 quart Sealz-em Right container will keep hot dog buns fresh for days." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeppo 0 #8 February 9, 2007 As the other man reached into his jacket with inhuman speed, revealing some samples for Johnny to look at. "I don't know" Johnny said, "Is it mircowave friendly?"What goes up, must come DOWN!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #9 February 9, 2007 The first man sprinted into johnny's kitchen and exclaimed, "Just watch this!"Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #10 February 9, 2007 Johnny watched and screamed in horror as the microwave exploded into flames, catching the salesman on fire.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #11 February 9, 2007 QuoteJohnny watched and screamed in horror as the microwave exploded into flames, catching the salesman on fire. And the man not on fire said, "Dammit Tony! How many times have I told you it's Medium, not High." He turned to Johnny, "So, if you order a subscription to our Tupperware, I'm sure we can replace your microwave."This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #12 February 9, 2007 Johnny, meanwhile, was so traumatized that he ran to the bathroom, clutching his Weenie Baby doll and started peeing in the shower."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #13 February 9, 2007 Meanwhile, the man in flames began running around the house in agony, as he had never received the "Stop, Drop, and Roll" class, setting various furninshings ablaze.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #14 February 9, 2007 Just then the fire dept showed up.... rushing in with thier hoses in hand Typicalfish said "I have come to save the day"Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #15 February 9, 2007 The second salesman ran in to attempt putting out his charred and overcooked compadre. With all the chaos going on, no one seemed to notice that chubbs, the neighborhood homeless guy, had taken this opportunity to let himself into the salesmen's vehicle, and he quickly started grabbing as much of the supperware as humanly possible.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #16 February 9, 2007 QuoteJust then the fire dept showed up.... rushing in with thier hoses in hand Typicalfish said "I have come to save the day" Many single women were pleased. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #17 February 9, 2007 QuoteJust then the fire dept showed up.... rushing in with thier hoses in hand Typicalfish said "I have come to save the day" ANd then he proceeds to open up the hose in his crotch and pee on the flames, putting them out."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #18 February 9, 2007 Alas, the fire department and the uncooked salesman were too late. The flame grilled salesman gasped for one last breath and mustered the strength to let out in a weak but audible voice, "Stop that homeless guy." Then he passed on to a place that neither you or I can even fathom.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #19 February 9, 2007 QuoteQuoteJust then the fire dept showed up.... rushing in with thier hoses in hand Typicalfish said "I have come to save the day" Many single women were pleased. None of them realized the only fire he'd be extinguishing would be their loofah."I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #20 February 9, 2007 QuoteAlas, the fire department and the uncooked salesman were too late. The flame grilled salesman gasped for one last breath and mustered the strength to let out in a weak but audible voice, "Stop that homeless guy." Then he passed on to a place that neither you nor I can even fathom. Aye....'either' with 'or', 'neither' with 'nor'. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #21 February 9, 2007 Seeing that the fire was being taken care of by the peeing fireman, and the homeless guy was long gone, Frank, the uncooked man in the black suit, decided to grab a beer and watch the movie that Johnny had left playing.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #22 February 9, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteJust then the fire dept showed up.... rushing in with thier hoses in hand Typicalfish said "I have come to save the day" Many single women were pleased. None of them realized the only fire he'd be extinguishing would be their loofah. So the REAL firefighter, Dave, showed up. -And put out the flames, yadda yadda yadda....~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #23 February 9, 2007 QuoteQuoteAlas, the fire department and the uncooked salesman were too late. The flame grilled salesman gasped for one last breath and mustered the strength to let out in a weak but audible voice, "Stop that homeless guy." Then he passed on to a place that neither you nor I can even fathom. Aye....'either' with 'or', 'neither' with 'nor'. postwhoreSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #24 February 9, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteJust then the fire dept showed up.... rushing in with thier hoses in hand Typicalfish said "I have come to save the day" Many single women were pleased. None of them realized the only fire he'd be extinguishing would be their loofah. So the REAL firefighter, Dave, showed up. -And put out the flames, yadda yadda yadda.... And immediately took a liking to Jaye, but alas Joe stood between them."I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #25 February 9, 2007 As johnny came downstairs, relieved of his terror and urge to urinate in the shower, he inquired what the man was doing. "Watching a movie," replied the man.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
