matt1215 0 #1 February 12, 2007 Seems like while it has a real impact on feminine hygiene, us guys are pretty much left to decide with little impact on health. It becomes a matter of whether one wants to wipe towards ones nuts or up their crack. So which way do you wipe? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #2 February 12, 2007 You forgot the "Bidet" option. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustChuteMeNow 0 #3 February 12, 2007 Quote You forgot the "Bidet" option. I think that is the I don't wipe optionThink of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #4 February 12, 2007 QuoteYou forgot the "Bidet" option. Oops!! I'd add it, but the forum doesn't appear to support adding poll choices. Personally I've never tried a bidet. I did try waterskiing a couple times and not being able to stand up, I felt very clean afterwards . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #5 February 12, 2007 You can always tell the side to side wipers. Whenever they go down a slide it goes FRRRRRRRRRRT. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #6 February 12, 2007 what the fuck is wrong with you people... of course I read the thread... and for that matter I posted in it too... so... What the fuck is wrong with me? btw: this should be in no way taken seriously... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #7 February 12, 2007 What?? No side to side wipers?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caspar 0 #8 February 13, 2007 dude! really? you log onto a forum to be validated in the way you wipe your arse? "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gontleman 0 #9 February 13, 2007 No option for both. This poll is broken. To and fro here. I'm thorough. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #10 February 13, 2007 If I've got an itch, all of the options mentioned.Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sane 0 #11 February 13, 2007 I figured my ass is so hairy that no matter how many times I wipe it doesn't get clean..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #12 February 13, 2007 QuoteIf I've got an itch, all of the options mentioned. True. The poll also fails to take into account the varying consistencies of crap, and the different wiping techniques they can call for. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #13 February 13, 2007 QuoteQuoteIf I've got an itch, all of the options mentioned. True. The poll also fails to take into account the varying consistencies of crap, and the different wiping techniques they can call for. So the system's inherently flawed. I suppose I should've put an "I just take a shower" option in there . Sometimes it just comes down to that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
