Flamethrowers anyone?

[460 0]

"Like any red-blooded, masculine man of the male
gender, I love PVC weaponry. You should too. If
the concept of heading on down to the local Home
Depot and transforming $100 worth of random pipe
bits into a killing machine doesn't appeal to you,
you're a goddamn pansy. Also, you're probably
sane and will live significantly longer than I
will. Nonetheless you disgust me, and I take
comfort in the knowledge that your obituary will
be nowhere near as humorous as mine. For those of
you who laugh in the face of hypersonic shards of
plastic puncturing your spleen, here's an intimate
look at how I've kept myself busy for the past
week: building a PVC flamethrower. "

http://www.ritilan.com/archives/2004/07/01/07.45.02/

Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174

[azdav 0]

Now there's a portable bbq........I want one

Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C.

[Lindercles 0]

That is fucking genius and deserves a medal. Granted, it will probably be a Darwin award, but still.

[460 0]

And here in the state of Texas, flamethrowers are not illegal! Seriously.

Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174

[bazelos 0]

There is definitely Something Awful about this....

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

[460 0]

Check this out... A child's toy turned into a flaming weapon of death!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-699057137694538363

"Owning a little piece of history that can also be used to coat the enemy with burning jellied gasoline, well it just doesn't get any better than that!" Walt Appel, regarding flamethrowers

Looks like a death sandwich without the bread - Steve Deadman Morrell, BASE 174

[warpedskydiver 0]

Look a baby one!!! how cute...

but then you have to feed it when it grows up

[lawrocket 3]

That video merely shows one of the guys who claim to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's child attempting to take a leak.

Remember, like, VD in the '60s? That shit don't just sting no more. Every time they cure something, it come back stronger. VD is new and improved now.

They got dudes in the doctor's office with symptoms like, "Excuse me, doc, what does it mean when you go to the bathroom and fire shoot out your dick?"

"Let me get this right. So you're getting a burning sensation when you urinate?"

"No, fire shoot out my dick, is all. A burst of flame fly out my dick when I pee. l can't even pee in the house, I burn my house down. I gotta go outside. l was outside peeing, dude tried to mug me, l turned around and burned him up on the street. Because my dick is a blowtorch, is what I'm trying to say."

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[Lindercles 0]

As soon as I read the first line of your post, I immediately thought of that same bit.

[stitch 0]

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For those of
you who laugh in the face of hypersonic shards of
plastic puncturing your spleen, here's an intimate
look at how I've kept myself busy for the past
week: building a PVC flamethrower. "

I see that you also got a haircut.

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[justtrouble03 0]

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And here in the state of Texas, flamethrowers are not illegal! Seriously.

I knew there was a reason other then weather that I missed living in TX.

[MrFreefall383 0]

That's fucking badass.

"If at first you don't succeed... well, so much for skydiving." - aviation cliche