My cat is one sadistic SOB, but damn, I love him!

[BillyVance 34]

Found this mouse at my back door. I don't know how my cat does it, but damn.... half its body is gone with one leg amputated and laying nearby, and its stomach just hanging out with nothing else around it. How does he do that?

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[NWFlyer 2]

Are you the guy that does this site?

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[BillyVance 34]

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Are you the guy that does this site?

No, but that current kill is way impressive! A squirrel!!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[skydiver30960 0]

There's a story in Skeleton Crew by Steven King called "The Jaunt" about an inventor who uses mice to prove he's just invented teleportation. Those who read the story will instantly understand why that's the first thing I thought of when I looked at the pics. Those who haven't read the story, well... it'd just take to damn long to explain. Sorry.

Elvisio "It takes longer than you think, daddy! Held my breath while they gave me the gas! Longer than you think!" Rodriguez

[skydemon2 0]

I dont get it.... could you splain it to me?

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!

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[Shell666 0]

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There's a story in Skeleton Crew by Steven King called "The Jaunt" about an inventor who uses mice to prove he's just invented teleportation. Those who read the story will instantly understand why that's the first thing I thought of when I looked at the pics. Those who haven't read the story, well... it'd just take to damn long to explain. Sorry.

YES! That's the picture. Very strange that Billy's cat has read that.



'Shell (who has read that, BTW!)

'Shell

[CSpenceFLY 1]

I have two words for you.. Auto Focus

[wildcard451 0]

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There's a story in Skeleton Crew by Steven King called "The Jaunt" about an inventor who uses mice to prove he's just invented teleportation. Those who read the story will instantly understand why that's the first thing I thought of when I looked at the pics. Those who haven't read the story, well... it'd just take to damn long to explain. Sorry.

Elvisio "It takes longer than you think, daddy! Held my breath while they gave me the gas! Longer than you think!" Rodriguez

*golfclap* for the reference

[iluvtofly 0]

My two cats do that on a daily basis. They also enjoy killing baby moles, birds, and full grown squirrles. At first it used to gross me out. But after having to clean it up every day for almost two years I'm used to it now.

[littleskycrab 0]

um, i think i just threw up a little..........

Next time a sunrise steals your breath or a meadow of flowers leaves you speechless, remain that way. Say nothing and listen as heaven whispers, "Do you like it? I did it just for you."

[BillyVance 34]

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I have two words for you.. Auto Focus

Well duh... just checked my camera and it does have the close-up option. It was cold outside. Just wanted to get a couple pics and get the fuck back inside. so sue me.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[GravityJunky 0]

Do they make Thorazine / Zyprexa for cats???

*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

[hookitt 0]

I say we turn the tables ===>Cat Food

My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

[willard 0]

What makes you think the cat done it? Maybe the mouse did it to himself as a form of protest against the cat?

[Lastchance 0]

My cat likes rabbits but he always leaves the feet. So I turn them into lucky rabbits feet. Maybe not so lucky for the rabbit but what the hell.

I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.