Giving 100%

[Squeak 17]

What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[Bolas 5]

B-O-L-A-S
2+15+1+19 = 37%

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[Squeak 17]

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B-O-L-A-S
2+15+1+19 = 37%

S-Q-U-E-A-K
19+17+21+5+1+11 =74%

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[skycat 0]

Hmmm...so it sounds like by giving squeek a blowjob I'll get closer 100% than by giving Bolas one....

Good to know.

Fly it like you stole it!

[Bolas 5]

Bolas "The Legend" Rodriguez

Beat that.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[GravityJunky 0]

G-R-A-V-I-T-Y-J-U-N-K-Y = 183%

*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

[Squeak 17]

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G-R-A-V-I-T-Y-J-U-N-K-Y = 183%

THAT JUST MAKES YOU AN ASS KISSING BULLSHITTER

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[floridadiver81 0]

f l o r i d a d i v e r 8 1
6+12+15+18+9+4+1+4+9+21+5+18+8+1=131%

whoo hoo

"Age has absolutely nothing to do with knowledge, learning, respect, attitude, or personality." -yardhippie
"Fight the air, and the air will kick your ass!!! "-Specialkaye

[GravityJunky 0]

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G-R-A-V-I-T-Y-J-U-N-K-Y = 183%

THAT JUST MAKES YOU AN ASS KISSING BULLSHITTER

[Armour666 0]

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G-R-A-V-I-T-Y-J-U-N-K-Y = 183%

THAT JUST MAKES YOU AN ASS KISSING BULLSHITTER

Yea so what's you're point, lab rat!

[Unstable 8]

Okay let me try...

Unstable =

21 + 14 + 19 + 1 + 2 + 12 + 5 = 69%

Hey - I got the best number!!

=========Shaun ==========

[Gawain 0]

S-K-Y-D-I-V-I-N-G
19+11+25+4+9+22+9+14+7=[B]120%[/B]

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

[Unstable 8]

I'll take 69 over 120 anyday, buddy.....

=========Shaun ==========

[lilDevil 2]

L-I-L-D-E-V-I-L = 78% :-)

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" Cant keep a good woman down "
Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

[Broke 0]

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L-I-L-D-E-V-I-L = 78% :-)

close enough for me... so when yo uvisiting the states... It is going to be winter in Austraila soon, right

Divot your source for all things Hillbilly.
Anvil Brother 84
SCR 14192

[GravityJunky 0]

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Dont lab rats have to be desease free and high quality before they are used ?

ROTFLMAO!

*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

[BillyVance 34]

B-I-L-L-Y-V-A-N-C-E
2+9+12+12+25+22+1+14+3+5 = 95%

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[lilDevil 2]

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L-I-L-D-E-V-I-L = 78% :-)

close enough for me... so when yo uvisiting the states... It is going to be winter in Austraila soon, right

When ive paid off my last trip lol
And yes winters on its way :-(

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" Cant keep a good woman down "
Angels have wings, but devils can fly !