lilDevil 2 #1 March 29, 2007 If my body were a car, This is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I’ve got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that’s not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it’s especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here’s the worst of it -almost everytime I sneeze, cough or splutter -either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires………``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainbo 0 #2 March 29, 2007 Sounds to me like your broke in just nicely at this point in timeRainbo TheSpeedTriple - Speed is everything "Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #3 March 29, 2007 Lucky you're not a horse, I'd have to shoot yaYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #4 March 29, 2007 QuoteLucky you're not a horse, I'd have to shoot ya Its also lucky you know me and know this was just a joke ;-)``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #5 March 29, 2007 QuoteQuoteLucky you're not a horse, I'd have to shoot ya Its also lucky you know me and know this was just a joke ;-)True cause even with all those ailment I'd stil tap yaYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #6 March 29, 2007 As a Master Mechanic I would like to offer you a free Tune-up and Lube job. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #7 March 29, 2007 With a little tlc all those impefections can be worked out...... Come on over and Ill try and rub them out for you....Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 37 #8 March 29, 2007 Your headlights look fine to me "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #9 March 29, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuoteLucky you're not a horse, I'd have to shoot ya Its also lucky you know me and know this was just a joke ;-)True cause even with all those ailment I'd stil tap ya Yeh right if we ever get to the DZ on the same day LMAO``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
