0
unformed

what's the worst lie you've ever told?

Recommended Posts

some 15 years ago I was shagging a girl and in the process she said "I don't want to get pregnant". I said "ok", despite having already jizzed inside her 5 seconds before. :S

She didn't get pregnant that time. :$

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Quote

he said "I don't want to get pregnant".



still trying to figure that out.. do you read lips every second in bed?


He said???:o
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

some 15 years ago I was shagging a girl and in the process she said "I don't want to get pregnant". I said "ok", despite having already jizzed inside her 5 seconds before. :S

She didn't get pregnant that time. :$



you should of said, you have to have sex twice, that way they cancel eachother out... i mean, if she took ok as an acceptable answer anything would of worked:P
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Quote

Quote

he said "I don't want to get pregnant".



still trying to figure that out.. do you read lips every second in bed?


He said???:o


Read my post. He misquoted. :P
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Quote

Quote

Quote

he said "I don't want to get pregnant".



still trying to figure that out.. do you read lips every second in bed?


He said???:o


Read my post. He misquoted. :P


MAKING FALSE STATEMENTS!!! BAN HIM!!!!:D
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Quote

Quote

Quote

I doubt your the only one on here thats done that. :D:D



you must be getting old or something:P


oh shut up! :p


I think you meant to do this...:P

:ph34r:


Thanks for the help. Its hard typing posts from the cell phone. :D
Breathe out so I can breathe you in...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Quote

Quote

Quote

Quote

I doubt your the only one on here thats done that. :D:D



you must be getting old or something:P


oh shut up! :p


I think you meant to do this...:P

:ph34r:


Thanks for the help. Its hard typing posts from the cell phone. :D


You can post from your celly??? no fair>:(
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

0