bad joke...sex is like math.

[leroydb 0]

...u add the bed




...subtract the clothes


...divide the legs


...leave your solution



...and pray you dont multiply!

Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

[tbrown 26]

You forgot about the angle of the dangle....

Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity !

[jasonRose 0]

Nice!!

Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

[DougH 270]

Booooooo that man....

Boooooooooooooooooooooo

"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall"
=P

[PWScottIV 0]

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You forgot about the angle of the dangle....

Yeah, and that the ass of the mass is proportional to the bore of the whore.

Gravity Waits for No One.

[LyraM45 0]

got a better one for ya-- this is a proof that sex is fun.


This is a good one if you're a math nerd like me.

Apologies for the spelling (and grammar).... I got a B.S, not a B.A. :)

[Richards 0]

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You forgot about the angle of the dangle....

If at the "divide the legs" stage you are still dangling and not standing at attention then you are probably too old to worry about multiplying.

My biggest handicap is that sometimes the hole in the front of my head operates a tad bit faster than the grey matter contained within.

[PWScottIV 0]

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got a better one for ya-- this is a proof that sex is fun.


This is a good one if you're a math nerd like me.

LOL, nice. But, there's nothing sexy about limits, integrals and differentiation.

Gravity Waits for No One.

[LyraM45 0]

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LOL, nice. But, there's nothing sexy about limits, integrals and differentiation.

Here, here! I second that!!

Apologies for the spelling (and grammar).... I got a B.S, not a B.A. :)