grue 1 #1 May 3, 2007 Courtesy of AICN: A reader named Ed Wilson tipped me off to the following outrageous lunacy: "In June's VANITY FAIR, it states that Bruce Willis was initially disappointed that his fourth DIE HARD film will likely be cut to get a PG-13 rating rather than an R. 'I really wanted this one to live up to the promise of the first one, which I always thought was the only really good one.' And he's not happy about it. 'That's a studio decision that is becoming more and more common, because they're trying to reach a broader audience. It seems almost a courageous move to give a picture an R rating these days. But we still made a pretty hardcore, smashmouth film.'" WHAT IN THE MOTHER FUCK? This better be wrong. Little weasels that can't handle an R movie aren't even old enough to remember how great the fucking series is, and there is ZERO chance of a movie worthy of the Die Hard name being put into a PG-13 container. cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dorbie 0 #2 May 3, 2007 Yippie kayay mother-lover! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #3 May 3, 2007 They'll probably have to take out "mother", too, since xenu fucking forbid the politically correct sand in the vagina crew might be able to put it together in context.cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 May 3, 2007 Quote Yippie kayay mother-lover! If I remember correctly, the closed captioning depicted this oft-used phrase as: Yippie Ki Yi Motherfucker! Yippie Ki Yi Motherfucker!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #5 May 3, 2007 Lets send those mother fuckers a couple hundred fucking emails stating that if they take all the fucking curses out then we aren't going to see their fucking movie. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #6 May 3, 2007 http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32511_________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #7 May 3, 2007 Quote As long as there is a chance of a dishonorable PG-13, please only refer to this one as DIE SOFT, DIE LIMP, DIE WEAK, DIE FEEBLE, DIE FRAGILE, DIE COMPROMISED, DIE IN A PUDDLE OF YOUR OWN URINE AFRAID OF FACING THE CONSEQUENCES OF BEING A MAN, etc. Fucking A!!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #8 May 3, 2007 I wouldn't fret too much. The stuff that gets by the censors for 'kids' movies these days is a lot stronger than anything that was featured in the original Die Hard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #9 May 3, 2007 QuoteI wouldn't fret too much. The stuff that gets by the censors for 'kids' movies these days is a lot stronger than anything that was featured in the original Die Hard. You get one "fuck" in a non-R film, and it cannot be used in a sexual manner. That rules out "Mother fucker".cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
