unformed 0 #1 May 6, 2007 So I've trying to lose lots of weight and I've been trying all kinds of things. I tried this magazine get thin quick diets and it didn't work. I tried these hypnotherapy sessions and they just made me tired. I tried listening to Tony Robbins and what not and I was all about it losing weight, but it just won't come off. Then I look at all these actors and actresses and it seems like they stay thin even when they're drinking lots and eating horribly by doing lots of lots of cocaine. I could do 20 lines in a night if that meant I could look like Lindsey Lohan. That seems pretty easy. What re the negatives though? Are there really any? Or is it some big conspiracy by the government? I mean if all these successful people do cocaine, it can't be that bad? Can it? Anybody know any dealers that would be willing to mail me a trial package? I'd really like to try this out and see how it works.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #2 May 6, 2007 mmm trial packages. good thing with cocaine is you have lots of friends until the bag wears out. I would go with a tummy tuck it works out way cheaper on the long runhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #3 May 6, 2007 well, if you'd found the guy, tell him to mail me some trial packages.. tell him, fedex does kilos too!!!“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #4 May 6, 2007 I could do 20 lines in a night if that meant I could look like Lindsey Lohan. That seems pretty easy. Crack's cheaper.-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #5 May 6, 2007 It is, plus you lose all that teeth weight."The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites