I'm having a good time at work today.

[kelel01 1]

Yes, TODAY! The Saturday of Memorial Day weekend!
And I get off in an hour and a half. I mean, yeah, I'm having fun, but I still would rather be at the DZ.

[iamsam 0]

what and where do you work?

todays the first day of my new job - keeping post whores entertained

the pay sucks but I can do it from the DZ

but what do I know

[kelel01 1]

I work at a car dealership, and I'm working in sales today. It's stressful and outside of my comfort zone (I'm usually the office manager), but it's fun!

[iamsam 0]

So break the sales record and get a day off (at the DZ) in recognition of your good work

or take a customer on an extended test drive (to the DZ), time for a hop&pop?

and what are you doing posting on DZ.com in the office??! Get out there and sell some autos

but what do I know

[kelel01 1]

We only have one customer right now, and the real sales guy is handling it.

And I'm done with my office managerial duties as well. I can do those blindfolded with both hands tied behind my back.

[iamsam 0]

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blindfolded with both hands tied behind my back.

now you're talking!

that really would be a good time at work

but what do I know

[kelel01 1]

Wow. I must be tired, because I SO did not see that coming . . . and I usually know within .4 seconds if I said something that could be interpreted perversely.

[lawrocket 3]

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I SO did not see that coming . . . and I usually know within .4 seconds

An ex said that to me before, too.

My wife is hotter than your wife.