lilDevil 2 #1 June 13, 2007 Worst first date ever! If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates...but this takes the cake. Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!" He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down... or perhaps that should be “pants down." And embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment ... "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off. "``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #2 June 13, 2007 Quotefirst-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. Turtle usually has to pay extra for that treatment. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PikzeeVikzen 0 #3 June 13, 2007 I want to know if there was a second date. I'm the twist that turns your key.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #4 June 13, 2007 Quote Quote first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. Turtle usually has to pay extra for that treatment. Nothing - happens - at - the - FARM.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #5 June 13, 2007 Quote Quote Quote first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. Turtle usually has to pay extra for that treatment. Nothing - happens - at - the - FARM. Not what ive been told ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #6 June 13, 2007 That's an old episode, probably from a couple of years ago. I remember it. It was funny as hell too."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #7 June 13, 2007 QuoteNot what ive been told I strongly suggest that you come investigate for yourself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #8 June 13, 2007 QuoteQuoteNot what ive been told I strongly suggest that you come investigate for yourself. Well i aint gettin one of THOSE numbers big fella LMAO``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #9 June 13, 2007 QuoteWell i aint gettin one of THOSE numbers big fella LMAO I am sure we could find other ways to keep you entertained. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #10 June 13, 2007 QuoteQuoteWell i aint gettin one of THOSE numbers big fella LMAO I am sure we could find other ways to keep you entertained. I think Lee has weeding planned for me :-( lmao``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #11 June 13, 2007 Quote I think Lee has weeding planned for me :-( lmao be afraid.. Very Afraid. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #12 June 13, 2007 Quote Quote I think Lee has weeding planned for me :-( lmao be afraid.. Very Afraid. I am I know hes a" FAT BASTARD" ( and I mean that in the nicest possible way )``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #13 June 17, 2007 and, here, I always thought it was better to be pissed off than pissed on... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
