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T-N-D

Trap, neuter, decapitate!

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in that order?:o


I'll leave that up to you. All I know is after those fuckers bit my dog it took everything I had not to go out back with my shotgun and a couple boxes of shells. As it turns out - baiting, trapping, carefully transporting them, getting the proper legal paperwork, all with the dipshit neighbors watching from 10 feet away, knowing they were soon to face lethal injection, was much more satifying.:o


I probably would've caught and trapped using the shotgun, then neuter and decapitate via my own methods for the neighbors to see if I had been in your shoes.

Most people would say I'm not much of a cat person.:D
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I'll leave that up to you. All I know is after those fuckers bit my dog it took everything I had not to go out back with my shotgun and a couple boxes of shells. As it turns out - baiting, trapping, carefully transporting them, getting the proper legal paperwork, all with the dipshit neighbors watching from 10 feet away, knowing they were soon to face lethal injection, was much more satifying.:o



Uh, maybe train the dog not to fuck with cats would have been a better idea? Nah, far better to jerk the neighbors around and kill the cats.

What a hero.

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The best bet for the kittens is to socialize them as soon as possible if they have any chance of becoming house pets. I would do a little research and find a rescue group in your area that will take in and raise feral kittens. If they are not socialized at a young enough age they will be extremely hard or in possible to tame and in another 6 months or so they will be having litters of there own and a vicious cycle will start.

As for mom since she is too feral to be tamed you should look in to a program called Trap-Neuter-Return (TNR). Basically you can find a group to come in trap her, neuter her, give her all her shots and return her to her original location.

Here is some links with more info.

http://www.aspca.org/site/PageServer?pagename=cruelty_tnr

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trap-Neuter-Return

Those kitties are lucky you were looking out for them. It's so sad any animal has to be stuck out in a snow storm starving:(




That's the plan. I'm not touching the kittens until they open their eyes and maybe start walking though.

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Most people would say I'm not much of a cat person.:D



:D:D:D:D


Not much of a dog person either if you can't train him not to fuck with cats.

Maybe you should try goldfish?

Walt


Maybe you should know the whole story Walt. The cats ran into my yard and bit my dog. They had kittens and were very aggressive. My dog likes cats and is super docile.

Maybe I'll catch some more tonight. Do you think the humane society will let me watch the execution?

edited to add: and the neighbors cared so much about these cats that they allowed them to live in their filthy wood pile behind their shed and die of disease and ran over by cars. I begged them to take the cats for shots and vet checkups so they wouldn't infect my dog with some disease, but they refused. So, fuck those wild cats - my dogs come first.

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Maybe you should know the whole story Walt. The cats ran into my yard and bit my dog. They had kittens and were very aggressive. My dog likes cats and is super docile.

Maybe I'll catch some more tonight. Do you think the humane society will let me watch the execution?



Sorry to disappoint you, but it's just not all that exciting to watch. You can ask, though.

Walt

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Maybe you should know the whole story Walt. The cats ran into my yard and bit my dog. They had kittens and were very aggressive. My dog likes cats and is super docile.

Maybe I'll catch some more tonight. Do you think the humane society will let me watch the execution?



Sorry to disappoint you, but it's just not all that exciting to watch. You can ask, though.

Walt



No, I saw my friends dog put down after it was bitten by a rabid raccoon(I took the dog for him). That made me a git sensitive to wild animals biting pets.......

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Most people would say I'm not much of a cat person.:D



:D:D:D:D


Not much of a dog person either if you can't train him not to fuck with cats.

Maybe you should try goldfish?

Walt


My dogs should protect their own kitty and chase off all others. Perhaps the cat owners should train their cats not to trespass on my property (this applies to dog owners who allow free-roam as well).

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So, two comments (at least) about killing kittens. One with a boot, and one with a car.

Do me (and others, I'm sure) a favor, and just confirm that you're posting to be a dick, and wouldn't actually do the above mentioned.

Right? Just to confirm, you're being a dick because you think the postings are funny (which is fine), not because you actually kill cats or other animals, (which isn't fine) correct?
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So, two comments (at least) about killing kittens. One with a boot, and one with a car.



People, enough with the violence! The original poster's problem can be easily solved by a bunch of people simply posting quality porn in this thread. :|

Blues,
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A suggestion for your dogs:

http://www.neuticles.com/



That's funny. My beagle is the biggest pussy on the planet.:D:D

If I still had my lab, the little kitties would have been eaten long ago. That dog is MEAN and hates basically everything. My aunt and uncle took her to live at their cabin - better environment. Now she's free to chase bears, which she does from time to time.

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Most people would say I'm not much of a cat person.:D



:D:D:D:D


Not much of a dog person either if you can't train him not to fuck with cats.

Maybe you should try goldfish?

Walt


Probably a bad idea... I'd never need to leave the house if I could go fishing while watching t.v.:D:P
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My dogs should protect their own kitty and chase off all others. Perhaps the cat owners should train their cats not to trespass on my property (this applies to dog owners who allow free-roam as well).

Blues,
Dave



After they bit my dogs and I sent them the vet bill, suddenly I heard "they are not our cats." In court the lady tried to cite some case law pertaining to wild deer ownership. :D:D

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No, I saw my friends dog put down after it was bitten by a rabid raccoon(I took the dog for him). That made me a git sensitive to wild animals biting pets.......



Raccoons are cool but they don't like dogs very much.

Walt



Yeah, the rabid ones are definitely NOT cool!

When I was camping in Florida we had coons come into our camp to steal food. One grabbed a bag of Doritos in his front paws and ran off on his back legs. It was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

And if you throw an egg on the ground between a group of 2-4 coons, stand clear!

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So, two comments (at least) about killing kittens. One with a boot, and one with a car.

Do me (and others, I'm sure) a favor, and just confirm that you're posting to be a dick, and wouldn't actually do the above mentioned.

Right? Just to confirm, you're being a dick because you think the postings are funny (which is fine), not because you actually kill cats or other animals, (which isn't fine) correct?



Nonsense, I'd never harm animals.:) Now, people, on the other hand, hell I get paid for that.
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Cool. then we're on the same page. Fuck people, kill people, save an animal. :)




You forgot something:P

Edit to add: Ever seen deliverance?:D
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T-N-D

Trap, neuter, decapitate!

http://www.tnrrealitycheck.com/



in that order?:o


I'll leave that up to you. All I know is after those fuckers bit my dog it took everything I had not to go out back with my shotgun and a couple boxes of shells. As it turns out - baiting, trapping, carefully transporting them, getting the proper legal paperwork, all with the dipshit neighbors watching from 10 feet away, knowing they were soon to face lethal injection, was much more satifying.:o


I know It's not always the best option to return the cats to there original location or at all even (and of course never if they have any infectious diseases). Thats why I gave links to websitses that showed both sides of the issue. Every situation is different and may need a different approach. I'm really sorry your dog got bitten, It was really irresponsible of those people not to do something more productive about the cat problem after you mentioned it to them. Having a bunch of wild, unvaccinated, unneutered cats running around is never the answer and they should have at leased offered to help you with the vet bills if cats they were consistently feeding bit your dog in your own yard but, I think the fact that you get so much joy out of watching animals get killed and knowing that people are in a lot of pain over it is kind of sad. I hope that it was just for shock value and you really don't enjoy seeing people or animals in pain.
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Probably a bad idea... I'd never need to leave the house if I could go fishing while watching t.v.:D:P




"I'm not even fishing, I'm watching fishing! I'm taping fishing!!!!



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I would say you should take the kittens as soon as possible and get then used to people. We had a wild cat give birth under our house. Didn't know they were there till about 2-3 months old. Then caught the mother and kittens and took them to the shelter. Ended up keeping one which only became friendly after I separated him from the other kittens. Even now though it took him a couple months before he was friendly towards my roommate and not just hiding under my bed. So the moral is I would get them now and bottle feed if you have to.

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Well, if it makes you feel less sorry for me - the lady I took to court died of cancer in between court dates, and I didn't feel good about it.

As far as wild animals dying or living, I'm just sort of indifferent. Wild animals eat eachother and die for all sorts of reasons besides my malice, so when it happens, it happens. And when an animal dies that harmed my pet, I do rest a bit easier, because that pest won't bother anyone else.

Oh, and yes, shock value.:)


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