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a drunk man almost pulls himself up to the bar, but, legs wobbling falls flat on his back, "aww... maybe I just need some fresh air" ..so he crawls out the door tries again to stand up, but this time he slams face first into the mud. "aww man, I guess I better just call it a night"...and so he crawls home...the next morning his wife finds him passed out at the doorstep, and rhetorically asks "You went out drinking last night didnt you?!" Yeah, he sheepishly replies, I did....how'd you know? "You left your wheelchair at the bar again!"
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the NAACP
we need to talk about your flare..
What do a Tornado and a southern divorce have in common?
In either case some one is losing a trailer
In either case some one is losing a trailer
SO this one time at band camp.....
"Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
"Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."
whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor
struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic
got around to former Texas Governor George W. Bush and his
elevation to the White House. The old Texan said, "Well, ya know,
Bush is a 'post turtle'." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor
asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, "When
you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence
post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle." The old
man saw a puzzled look on the doctors face, so he continued to
explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't
belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there,
and you just want to help the dumb thing get down.
Smoking is a combination test for intelligence and resistance to marketing/peer pressure. All smokers have failed at least one of these.
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