f1freak 0 #1 October 5, 2007 and Travis WILL not put his shoes in the middle of the floor anymore LOL. For any of ya that know me you might get a laugh from this So there i was, gettin ready for a nice relaxing night at home. I turned on the tv and grabbed my food from the kitchen and headed for the couch.... well, i didnt quite get to the couch the way i had planned. I tripped on my shoes and fell right on the edge of the couch. I was so pissed that my food was all over till i stood up and looked down to see a steak knife stuck in my stomach I could swear that the 911 person kinda laughed when i told him what my emergency was HAHAHAHA well i got my 2nd life flight ride to the trauma center, The cool thing is that the blade missed all of the important things and we have a funny house story to tell now. Oh yeah, i got the knife back in a cool BIOHAZARD bag HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #2 October 5, 2007 holy crap!!!!! good thing you are ok!! I would have totally been pissed my food was on the floor. I would of had trouble deciding if I should pick it up quick or deal with the knife in meDo we get pictures?? Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #3 October 5, 2007 LMAO... My roommates came in while i was on with 911 and one of the first things i did was tell them i needed to clean that stuff up. I SO thought about the pics after i got to the hospital LOL HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #4 October 5, 2007 Damn. Maybe it's time to bump up this thread. I think you'd win."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #5 October 5, 2007 HAHAHAHA.... for sure Here's the knife and the couch.... (the shoes are put away) HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #6 October 5, 2007 Jesus!!Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #7 October 5, 2007 One more pic from today, not a good one it's from the phone. It ripped open again last week and just wont close again.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #8 October 5, 2007 ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwSkymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #9 October 5, 2007 So, did it go all the way in up to the handle?? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #10 October 5, 2007 Quote and Travis WILL not put his shoes in the middle of the floor anymore LOL. For any of ya that know me you might get a laugh from this So there i was, gettin ready for a nice relaxing night at home. I turned on the tv and grabbed my food from the kitchen and headed for the couch.... well, i didnt quite get to the couch the way i had planned.I tripped on my shoes and fell right on the edge of the couch. I was so pissed that my food was all over till i stood up and looked down to see a steak knife stuck in my stomach I could swear that the 911 person kinda laughed when i told him what my emergency was HAHAHAHA well i got my 2nd life flight ride to the trauma center, The cool thing is that the blade missed all of the important things and we have a funny house story to tell now. Oh yeah, i got the knife back in a cool BIOHAZARD bag almost 3000 posts and he still can't remember that we need to see photographic evidence, x-rays, stitches, and scars.Glad you are ok - but post the damn pics! Edit - Ok - redeemed because of later posts . . . but we need moreI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #11 October 5, 2007 Uuuuh he has..... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #12 October 5, 2007 we're talking, buried to the handle, twitching with the pulse pictures! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #13 October 5, 2007 LMAO!!!!! Damint and i'm a camera guy, shoulda had them grab my video camHAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #14 October 5, 2007 Quote So, did it go all the way in up to the handle?? Bobbi my first question too! glad you're ok bro, and they say skydiving was dangerous.. there i was, thinking i was going to die, and all i did was to get some food..“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #15 October 5, 2007 QuoteLMAO!!!!! Damint and i'm a camera guy, shoulda had them grab my video cam Now we're talking - and Bobbi . . . I edited to reflect so . . . However, for further reference, they should ALWAYS be included with the original post.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #16 October 5, 2007 No it was only about half way, but that was enough to make me say "OH SHIT, How do i call 911" HAHAHAHAHAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #17 October 5, 2007 Point taken.... I was slacking HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #18 October 5, 2007 Well if it was only half way to the handle I might have asked myself if it was really necessary to call 911.Man up!! Bobbi A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #19 October 5, 2007 NEVER remove sharp objects on your own!!!! not in that area anyway....no telling what they may have punctured! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #20 October 5, 2007 damn, maybe thats why the 911 dude laughed.... HAHAHAHA....HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #21 October 5, 2007 Quote NEVER remove sharp objects on your own!!!! not in that area anyway....no telling what they may have punctured! ahh good to know cause if this happend to me I might be like hmmmm let me see if I can pull this out. I pulled a dart out of my hand once. But that is a hand, not a front torso.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #22 October 5, 2007 That was the first thing they told me, i was like hell, i dont even want to look at it.... HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #23 October 5, 2007 I'm NOT serious!! Just busting his stones!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #24 October 5, 2007 you and your sexual innuendoes today! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #25 October 5, 2007 Hmmmmm knives.....no...I don't think I would like that...nope, doesn't turn me on. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
