BillyVance 34 #1 December 6, 2007 "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #2 December 6, 2007 ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
L.O. 0 #3 December 6, 2007 Truly profound.HPDBs, I hate those guys. AFB, charter member. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #4 December 6, 2007 Fiction. The stuff is accurate, but engineers don't have any contact with actual women. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zing 2 #5 December 7, 2007 When Henry Ford died, he went to heaven and St. Peter granted him thew right to sit at the right hand of God for his first few days in eternity. It wasn't long before Henry pointed out the flaws in God's design of the female body. "The front end jiggles, the rear end wobbles and the exhaust port is way to close to the recreational area and the whole thing chatters all the time," Ford said to God. God thought about that statement for a few minutes, then walked over and consulted the Holy Computer. God then turned to Henry Ford and said ..... "You may be right, but my figures show that more men are riding my model than yours!"Zing Lurks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites