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Threesome etiquette

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. . . is it polite, while in a threesome, to be not as good as the inviter? I mean you wouldn't want to show up the one that brought you in, would you?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Are you trying to find an excuse for yours being smaller then the other guy's?



It's not the size - it's the way it is used.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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It's not the size - it's the way it is used.



That's what they tell us until they're done with us...then the ego-wrecking-ball sentence is unleashed: "Size DOES matter." :P
Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
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It's not the size - it's the way it is used.



Then again there's also the saying "The right tool for the job" :D:ph34r::D:ph34r::D


That is true. Sometimes you need a smaller tool for a smaller job.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Are you trying to find an excuse for yours being smaller then the other guy's?



It's not the size - it's the way it is used.



Are you trying to find an excuse for lasting 1/10th the time the other guy did?



HEY - it was the first round!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Are you trying to find an excuse for lasting 1/10th the time the other guy did?



You're saying that like it's a bad thing. You win if you finish first every time.
Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

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Sounds to me like you're hammering in a nail, with a pencil :ph34r:



Maybe so - but look how many times I get to hit it!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Good friend of mine used to say (in a self deprecating tone) "Like throwing a hot dog down a hall way."



Did you slap her for insulting you like that?:o
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Are you trying to find an excuse for lasting 1/10th the time the other guy did?



You're saying that like it's a bad thing. You win if you finish first every time.


I personally like a guy with some stamina!:P
DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
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. . . is it polite, while in a threesome, to be not as good as the inviter? I mean you wouldn't want to show up the one that brought you in, would you?



Thinking of dragging your teeth a little, just to be courteous? :D

Blues,
Dave
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Well played Sir.

:D



A good bit of banter always eases the stress . . .



good, because apparently the threesome didn't, otherwise you wouldn't be here seeking answers to um, better preformance? :P;):D
Next time a sunrise steals your breath or a meadow of flowers leaves you speechless, remain that way. Say nothing and listen as heaven whispers, "Do you like it? I did it just for you."

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Are you trying to find an excuse for lasting 1/10th the time the other guy did?



You're saying that like it's a bad thing. You win if you finish first every time.


I personally like a guy with some stamina!:P


Does stamina above the neck count? :P
Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

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Well played Sir.

:D



A good bit of banter always eases the stress . . .



good, because apparently the threesome didn't, otherwise you wouldn't be here seeking answers to um, better preformance? :P;):D


Oh - so it was a bunch of empty compliments then?:o
I feel so used.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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