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lilDevil

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SING IT GIRLS!!!


At first I was afraid, I was petrified.


When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!


But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,


That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...


But there you are, another lie,


I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!


I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream


Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!


Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,


Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!


Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?


Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??


[Chorus]


I will survive! I will survive!


Cuz as long as I have batteries,


My sex life's gonna thrive!


I will always have good sex,


With a handful of latex!


I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!


It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,


When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud!


But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,


Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!


[Chorus]


I will survive! I will survive!
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" Cant keep a good woman down "
Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

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