Broke 0 #126 January 24, 2006 OK I have been having this song running through my head because of this thread, and I feel the need to share. Composed by Frank Zappa. Here it goes now the circular motion. I got a girl with a little rubber head Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed She never talk back like a lady might do An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through And her name is A-R-T-I F-I-C, I cry A-L, don't be shy! ARTIFICIAL RHONDA With the plastic pie Her eyes is all shut in a ecstasy face I can cram it down her throat, people, any old place! Then I throw the little switch on her battery pack 'N I can poot it, I can shoot it till it makes her gack! And her name is A-R-T-I F-I-C, I cry A-L, don't be shy! ARTIFICIAL RHONDA With the plastic pie For those of you who don't get it. It is about a blow up doll named RhondaDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #127 January 24, 2006 QuoteFor those of you who don't get it. It is about a blow up doll named Rhonda Y'know...for half a minute there, I thought you were Cocheese. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #128 January 24, 2006 QuoteQuoteFor those of you who don't get it. It is about a blow up doll named Rhonda Y'know...for half a minute there, I thought you were Cocheese. rl Bet you never had anyone sing that song to you in High School.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #129 January 24, 2006 QuoteTaking lessons from Rémi, I see. Its a give and take thing... He takes lesson on how to look completely dumb and innocent (I have a natural ability in this), and I take lessons from him in actually knowing stuff (this, I am struggling with).Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #130 January 24, 2006 QuoteQuoteAnd the answer is "take charge of his own forum to manage on another site". How's it goin' over there? rl He's beginning to feel his oats over there. He's got his own forum to manage, and he's doing quite nicely...with the exception of trying to post that damn pic of his nether-whistle several times already. Some of us are wondering when you'll come over to be point to his blatant counter-point. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyPsycho 0 #131 January 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteDear RL, Some people call "Rhonda," some call me "Rhonda Lea," some call me "rl." I have also had a handful that call me names I won't repeat on a family message board. rl ahem......... _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkyPsycho 0 #132 January 25, 2006 QuoteQuote> I want to talk to Amy. I have a favor to ask. rl dont do it.......shes always tryin that with me......i wont let her near the phone. _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RhondaLea 3 #133 January 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteDear RL, Some people call "Rhonda," some call me "Rhonda Lea," some call me "rl." I have also had a handful that call me names I won't repeat on a family message board. rl ahem......... Shutup Vinny. One of these days I'm going to call the house when you're not home, and boy oh boy, you're going to be in trouble then. Asshole. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MikeForsythe 0 #134 January 25, 2006 QuoteAsshole.Love is in the air now!!!Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RhondaLea 3 #135 January 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteAsshole.Love is in the air now!!! You wouldn't have written that if you knew how many years I've been calling him "asshole." I was at CrossKeys the day the stupid son-of-a-bitch did his graduation dive (was that with Fang, Vinny?), but he was too cool for me back then. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkyPsycho 0 #136 January 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteAsshole.Love is in the air now!!! You wouldn't have written that if you knew how many years I've been calling him "asshole." I was at CrossKeys the day the stupid son-of-a-bitch did his graduation dive (was that with Fang, Vinny?), but he was too cool for me back then. rlnope, was mark......and yer just pissed cuz i was biting other chickies asses and not yours........ (edit) oh, and im still too cool for ya.......... _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #137 September 26, 2008 Quote Quote Dear Rhonda Lea, How important is a "safe word" and what happens if you forget it ? Dear Cocheese, A safe word can save your life. Too bad you don't have one. I still need to get a life.rl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RhondaLea 3 #138 September 26, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Dear Rhonda Lea, How important is a "safe word" and what happens if you forget it ? Dear Cocheese, A safe word can save your life. Too bad you don't have one. I still need to get a life.rl If you're digging up threads (about me) so old even I don't remember them, you do surely need to get a life. Made me laugh, though, when I looked at the top of the page at Broke's Zappa quote. My husband "explains" our marriage to everyone he knows thusly: "Les' meet de lil' cocksucker now, while he's still young . . . 'cause, 'fo y'all knows it, he be reachin' adulthood and marry some bitch name RHONDA . . ." What you need, Jeffiness, is a woman who will beat you within an inch of your life every night before you go to bed. Trust me. I wouldn't lie to you.If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next Page 6 of 6 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
SkyPsycho 0 #132 January 25, 2006 QuoteQuote> I want to talk to Amy. I have a favor to ask. rl dont do it.......shes always tryin that with me......i wont let her near the phone. _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RhondaLea 3 #133 January 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteDear RL, Some people call "Rhonda," some call me "Rhonda Lea," some call me "rl." I have also had a handful that call me names I won't repeat on a family message board. rl ahem......... Shutup Vinny. One of these days I'm going to call the house when you're not home, and boy oh boy, you're going to be in trouble then. Asshole. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MikeForsythe 0 #134 January 25, 2006 QuoteAsshole.Love is in the air now!!!Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RhondaLea 3 #135 January 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteAsshole.Love is in the air now!!! You wouldn't have written that if you knew how many years I've been calling him "asshole." I was at CrossKeys the day the stupid son-of-a-bitch did his graduation dive (was that with Fang, Vinny?), but he was too cool for me back then. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkyPsycho 0 #136 January 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteAsshole.Love is in the air now!!! You wouldn't have written that if you knew how many years I've been calling him "asshole." I was at CrossKeys the day the stupid son-of-a-bitch did his graduation dive (was that with Fang, Vinny?), but he was too cool for me back then. rlnope, was mark......and yer just pissed cuz i was biting other chickies asses and not yours........ (edit) oh, and im still too cool for ya.......... _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #137 September 26, 2008 Quote Quote Dear Rhonda Lea, How important is a "safe word" and what happens if you forget it ? Dear Cocheese, A safe word can save your life. Too bad you don't have one. I still need to get a life.rl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RhondaLea 3 #138 September 26, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Dear Rhonda Lea, How important is a "safe word" and what happens if you forget it ? Dear Cocheese, A safe word can save your life. Too bad you don't have one. I still need to get a life.rl If you're digging up threads (about me) so old even I don't remember them, you do surely need to get a life. Made me laugh, though, when I looked at the top of the page at Broke's Zappa quote. My husband "explains" our marriage to everyone he knows thusly: "Les' meet de lil' cocksucker now, while he's still young . . . 'cause, 'fo y'all knows it, he be reachin' adulthood and marry some bitch name RHONDA . . ." What you need, Jeffiness, is a woman who will beat you within an inch of your life every night before you go to bed. Trust me. I wouldn't lie to you.If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next Page 6 of 6 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
RhondaLea 3 #133 January 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteDear RL, Some people call "Rhonda," some call me "Rhonda Lea," some call me "rl." I have also had a handful that call me names I won't repeat on a family message board. rl ahem......... Shutup Vinny. One of these days I'm going to call the house when you're not home, and boy oh boy, you're going to be in trouble then. Asshole. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MikeForsythe 0 #134 January 25, 2006 QuoteAsshole.Love is in the air now!!!Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RhondaLea 3 #135 January 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteAsshole.Love is in the air now!!! You wouldn't have written that if you knew how many years I've been calling him "asshole." I was at CrossKeys the day the stupid son-of-a-bitch did his graduation dive (was that with Fang, Vinny?), but he was too cool for me back then. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkyPsycho 0 #136 January 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteAsshole.Love is in the air now!!! You wouldn't have written that if you knew how many years I've been calling him "asshole." I was at CrossKeys the day the stupid son-of-a-bitch did his graduation dive (was that with Fang, Vinny?), but he was too cool for me back then. rlnope, was mark......and yer just pissed cuz i was biting other chickies asses and not yours........ (edit) oh, and im still too cool for ya.......... _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #137 September 26, 2008 Quote Quote Dear Rhonda Lea, How important is a "safe word" and what happens if you forget it ? Dear Cocheese, A safe word can save your life. Too bad you don't have one. I still need to get a life.rl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RhondaLea 3 #138 September 26, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Dear Rhonda Lea, How important is a "safe word" and what happens if you forget it ? Dear Cocheese, A safe word can save your life. Too bad you don't have one. I still need to get a life.rl If you're digging up threads (about me) so old even I don't remember them, you do surely need to get a life. Made me laugh, though, when I looked at the top of the page at Broke's Zappa quote. My husband "explains" our marriage to everyone he knows thusly: "Les' meet de lil' cocksucker now, while he's still young . . . 'cause, 'fo y'all knows it, he be reachin' adulthood and marry some bitch name RHONDA . . ." What you need, Jeffiness, is a woman who will beat you within an inch of your life every night before you go to bed. Trust me. I wouldn't lie to you.If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next Page 6 of 6 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
MikeForsythe 0 #134 January 25, 2006 QuoteAsshole.Love is in the air now!!!Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #135 January 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteAsshole.Love is in the air now!!! You wouldn't have written that if you knew how many years I've been calling him "asshole." I was at CrossKeys the day the stupid son-of-a-bitch did his graduation dive (was that with Fang, Vinny?), but he was too cool for me back then. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyPsycho 0 #136 January 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteAsshole.Love is in the air now!!! You wouldn't have written that if you knew how many years I've been calling him "asshole." I was at CrossKeys the day the stupid son-of-a-bitch did his graduation dive (was that with Fang, Vinny?), but he was too cool for me back then. rlnope, was mark......and yer just pissed cuz i was biting other chickies asses and not yours........ (edit) oh, and im still too cool for ya.......... _______________________________ HK MP5SD.........silence is golden Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #137 September 26, 2008 Quote Quote Dear Rhonda Lea, How important is a "safe word" and what happens if you forget it ? Dear Cocheese, A safe word can save your life. Too bad you don't have one. I still need to get a life.rl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #138 September 26, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Dear Rhonda Lea, How important is a "safe word" and what happens if you forget it ? Dear Cocheese, A safe word can save your life. Too bad you don't have one. I still need to get a life.rl If you're digging up threads (about me) so old even I don't remember them, you do surely need to get a life. Made me laugh, though, when I looked at the top of the page at Broke's Zappa quote. My husband "explains" our marriage to everyone he knows thusly: "Les' meet de lil' cocksucker now, while he's still young . . . 'cause, 'fo y'all knows it, he be reachin' adulthood and marry some bitch name RHONDA . . ." What you need, Jeffiness, is a woman who will beat you within an inch of your life every night before you go to bed. Trust me. I wouldn't lie to you.If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
